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Suspect shocked and handcuffed himself
upi ^ | Jan. 16, 2010

Posted on 01/17/2010 2:09:54 AM PST by JoeProBono

TAVARES, Fla., Jan. 16 (UPI) -- A bumbling burglary suspect shocked himself with a stun gun and locked himself in handcuffs stolen from a police cruiser, Lake County, Fla. authorities allege.

Shane Williams-Allen, 19, of Orlando was charged this week with multiple counts of burglary and theft, The Orlando Sentinel reported Saturday.

Williams-Allen is a suspect in nine car burglaries, including an unmarked Ocoee Police cruiser in which a Taser, handcuffs, a camera and a Glock handgun magazine were stolen, the Lake County Sheriff's Office said.

Williams-Allen was arrested in Clermont and everything but the handcuffs were recovered, authorities said. After his arrest, Williams-Allen allegedly told authorities he accidentally discharged the stun gun and shocked himself while he was looking through the Ocoee cruiser.

Days later, he "locked the handcuffs on himself and had to call the Clermont Police Department to respond to release him," a sheriff's affidavit said.


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1 posted on 01/17/2010 2:09:55 AM PST by JoeProBono
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2 posted on 01/17/2010 2:44:04 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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Must have picked up the “Go To Jail” card and took it seriously!


3 posted on 01/17/2010 4:21:05 AM PST by TPOOH (I wish I could have been Jerry Reed.)
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locked the handcuffs on himself,hey watch this.


4 posted on 01/17/2010 5:22:30 AM PST by Vaduz
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5 posted on 01/17/2010 5:25:38 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Darwin Award Honorable Mention candidate.


6 posted on 01/17/2010 5:55:06 AM PST by CreviceTool (When will Robert Mugabe be named the "Czar from Afar?")
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Williams-Allen ...must be from Diversityville.
7 posted on 01/18/2010 10:16:11 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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