>> dark-haired... girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence
The blonde one doesn’t have the AI, so it’s a little cheaper.
Q: Why did the brunette write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A: To remind her that “toes go in first.”
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Q: What do you do if a brunette throws a pin at you?
A: Run like heck - she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
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Q: What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: Why was the brunette staring at the orange juice container?
A: Because it said (from) “Concentrate”.
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Q: How do you make a brunettes’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.
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Q: What do UFO’s and smart brunettes have in common?
A: You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
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Q: What do you call 25 brunettes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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