Tiger Woods slated to 'make a shock return' to upcoming golf tournament following sex rehab stint

NY Daily News ^ | 2/03/10 | Staff

[EyeGuy]

“People used to feel ashamed of bad things they did and tried to stay out of the limelight. How times have changed.”

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Best Post of the thread.

[MaxMax]

He’s out already? Time to hit the clubs..

[taillightchaser]

Too bad he’s not a democrap politician—if he was -— he would have never left the game because everything he did would have been OK.

[ml/nj]

For every putt, from the Gallery, "Aminal House"-esque ramblings of "Bxxx Jxx"!

I guess you've never been to a tournament. The crowds are way too classy for that.

ML/NJ

[omega4179]

I will never watch the freak again.

[hflynn]

Detroit Lion Joe Schmidt - Life is a shit sandwich and everyday you have to take a bite. Welcome back soon Tiger but be prepared to bite the sandwich you constructed.

[Atchafalaya]

It’s a 12 step program like AA
Step one; they shave all the hair off your palms.

[Nachoman]

Yeah, but the more bread you have, the less $hit you have to taste.

[Kimmers]

We live in an amoral world....

[Tucson Jim]

Tucson may be a good place to return to the tour. Probably fewer “idiots” in the gallery. Plus, we have great private facilities in case of a relapse.

[kempo]

When he comes back on tour the audience will be huge and many who watch will no nothing about the game.

[Sacajaweau]

It's all about MONEY...These courses are losing tons of money without Woods...

Can he concentrate is another question?? God sometimes works in mysterious ways.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I doubt that he'll be there.

He can find his putter.

But his balls seem to be missing.

[RJL]

Who would want that, for pete’s sake!

Maybe Tiger is looking to meet the gals attending such.

[pepperdog]

I view sexual rehabilitation as akin to global warming...don't believe either one.

[Charpentier]

It is because he thinks that it is all better now that he has been rehabbed. Hasn’t he been told since he was a little boy that he’s special and no one can tell him no?

[hflynn]

That kind of change today when Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus both more or less said we don’t care how much bread you have the game is bigger than Tiger Woods and Tiger better wake up to that fact.

[bcsco]

Played at Sun City Vistoso a couple decades ago (it had just opened IIRC). We stayed at a Hilton, or whatever, somewhat near there which only had a 9 hole course at the time. They arranged our annual ‘tournament’ for us at Sun City. That’s been my only outing in Tucson, but I’ve played the Wigwam many times. I love desert golf. It’s a real change from here in the Midwest.

If Tiger ‘relapses’, Tucson entertainment may not be able to contain him :)

[Canedawg]

I find nothing classy about morons who yell “get in the hole!” while standing around the green.

[TexGuy]

Jees ... It was sarcasm, a joke, kind of a wry bit of humor. Lighten up!