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Contagious flu sweeping the nation, but it is not the swine flu.
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Posted on 02/13/2010 1:12:40 AM PST by Sarah-bot
The population of the nation was supposed to face drastic shrinkage do to swine flu during 2009, but new statistics reveal that there is an even more deadly flu sweeping the nation. Under the Obama administration the brown bottle flu, which was once considers innocuous, is now reaching epidemic levels. Fortunately, the private sector produced plenty of vaccine prior to the outbreak and one can procure the required dose at a modest some. Inoculations can be purchases at your corner bar or the nearest liquor store.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: swineflu
I have inoculated, it's safe.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:12:40 AM PST
by
Sarah-bot
To: Sarah-bot
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:16:05 AM PST
by
Sarah-bot
To: Sarah-bot
LOL
In all seriousness, our local liquor store is packed...and not just on weekends.....I only know that because I'm over there everyday : ) NOW would be the time to get into that bidness.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:21:55 AM PST
by
Outlaw Woman
(If you remove the first Amendment, we'll be forced to move on to the next one.)
To: Sarah-bot
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:24:22 AM PST
by
onona
(dbada)
To: Sarah-bot
Sometimes ya just gotta shake your head and, oh, I don’t know...burp.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:26:59 AM PST
by
taraytarah
(Our Constitution must be defended and protected from all domestic enemies.)
To: Sarah-bot
Oh great... I quit drinking and now I have to get sick and die.
Sucks to be me....grrrrr.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:34:26 AM PST
by
Gator113
(Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
To: Gator113
I quit drinking too. That’s one good thing about Obama, he might drive me back to it!
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:36:49 AM PST
by
21twelve
(Having the Democrats in control is like a never-ending game of Calvin ball. (Giotto))
To: 21twelve
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:59:06 AM PST
by
Gator113
(Obama is America's First FAILED "light skinned African American [Pres-dent] with no Negro dialect..")
To: Sarah-bot
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posted on
02/13/2010 2:53:00 AM PST
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: philman_36
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posted on
02/13/2010 2:55:44 AM PST
by
happinesswithoutpeace
(We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference.)
To: Gator113
There are times when I really regret that I gave up drinking!
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posted on
02/13/2010 3:24:28 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
There are times when I regret never drinking alcohol. (I can’t stand the taste of it!)
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posted on
02/13/2010 5:04:08 AM PST
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
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