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Posted on 02/13/2010 12:13:34 PM PST by DBCJR
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:13:35 PM PST
by
DBCJR
To: DBCJR
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo scratches on the door to get back in the WH not the window.
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:16:17 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
To: DBCJR
Bada BOOM!
I assume you do 2 shows nightly and a matinee on Saturdays?
:)
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:16:46 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
To: DBCJR
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:17:50 PM PST
by
tutstar
(Baptist Ping list - freepmail me to get on or off.)
To: freedumb2003
he’ll be here till Thursday. Remember, try the veal and tip the waitresses.
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:18:56 PM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(A moderate muslim is one who is simply buying time to reload..)
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:18:58 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
To: DBCJR
Some of these are really funny.
Only it serves as a distraction from the immediate dire circumstances of America and its government. There is a huge disconnect. Obama is out to destroy America as we know it.
Not a joking situation or circumstance. MO
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:20:15 PM PST
by
Countyline
(God loves you ... He wants you to love Him back; to learn of Him and obey His commands.)
To: DBCJR
Joe Biden’s so dumb at Kennedy’s wake, while giving his eulogy he said “Stand up Teddy!”
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:21:18 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: DBCJR
Great Ones!! But they are NOT Jokes! but rather the Truth in each case!
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:21:43 PM PST
by
True Republican Patriot
(May GOD Continue to BLESS Our Great President George W. Bush!!)
To: DBCJR
Joseph Farah gave Obama Joke at Tea Party Convention Feb 5, 2010 At a international medical conference that took place recently, doctors were all sharing their success stories with one another and a French MD says, You know, medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.
And not to be outdone, the German doctor says, That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks. And to that the Russia doctor says, In my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart out of a person put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks.
Then the American Physician gets up and he says, You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no birth certificate, no brain, and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:28:58 PM PST
by
factmart
To: DBCJR
I read these to my wife and got a big laugh (thanks!) : )
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:30:54 PM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Slings and Arrows; onyx
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:31:00 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: DBCJR
To: Fiddlstix
The best 0bama joke is Joe Biden.
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:37:42 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Jim Robinson is the onle person that sweets proper nut sweet. leave the man alone."--Sarah-bot)
To: True Republican Patriot
Yeah, but telling the truth ABOUT a joke makes it a joke, dig?
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:40:50 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: DBCJR
Barack Obama walks into a KFC:
OBAMA: “Give me two breasts, a thigh, mashed potatoes & gravy and a Perrier.”
CLERK: “That will be $6.66.”
OBAMA: “HEY bud, I’m a Socialist and a Democrat when I said ‘give me’ I meant it!”
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posted on
02/13/2010 12:42:29 PM PST
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: DBCJR
These are jokes?!!
I thought I was reading headlines.
To: DBCJR
What do G-d and Barrack Obama have in common? Neither has a Birth Certificate.
What is the DIFFERENCE between G-d and Obama? G-d doesn’t think he’s Obama.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:01:08 PM PST
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(BOOM! Taste my nightstick! Sarah, making Shatner sound Shakespearean.)
To: DBCJR
Why does Obama need a teleprompter? Because he can not read George Soros hand writing.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:08:26 PM PST
by
big bad easter bunny
(A lie can get half way around the world before the truth gets it's boots on!-Mark Twain)
To: DBCJR
Thank you for the tagline.
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posted on
02/13/2010 1:10:04 PM PST
by
Grunthor
(America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.)
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