Posted on 02/21/2010 10:59:35 AM PST by TCH
Barry, we know you lied (‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ Margaret Whiting, Johnny Mercer) A TCH 2010 Parody Production
We really can't wait But Barry, we KNOW Gore lied
I want no debate But Barry TEN BELOW outside
This warming happens Been SNOWING, in June, drop dead!
Though very slight Our whole farm lands… they’re just WHITE ICE!
Our Mother Earth hot n’ dirty Imbecile, that’s not flurries!
Our houses will be floating offshore Been listenin’ to the lyin’ ass, Gore?
Whole seas risin’ higher in fury BOOTS are full of freezing slurry!
We may be just, uh… at the brink for Put snow trekkers on, pal, there’s MORE…
The nations might sink CRAZY, ice bergs out there!
Hey, what’s with the rink? Froze slabs were green pasture there!
I wish I knew how Your lies in bright spotlights now
to make this sell I think you’re BATS! (Oh?) Your theory as well!
You ought to pay fo yo smoke, sir Nein, if I view this a hoax sir
That fee you gotta pay, can’t expire What a ruse! You’re gonna get fired!
I’d rather not wait Barry, you’re so out!
Together: Uh, maybe you KNOW I lied! Barry, we KNOW you lied!
Instrumental Break …
It simply won’t slow But Barry, we know you lied!
The temperatures grow BUT Barry, there’s SNOW outside!
This carbon rising So? Sparky, that’s FOOD growing!
Pole ice is gone LOOK out the window, that SNOW STORM!
Why, twisters will be most vicious Toss Gore’s books, they’re HORRIFIC!
Wild weather we’ll see tear at our shore HEY, I want them TROPIC winds MORE
I’m betting on climate crisis FOOL! Your words ARE malicious!
Will get me just, uh, trill in debt more NEVER! Get ready for WAR!
I’m shutting your homes SNOW, Barry, we’re FREEZING here!
Hey, uh, we’ll send you a loan Without any TREES to clear
Barn, steal me ten grand I’ll kill when you touch my land!
What? No Fannie? We’ll CAN you loons; that’s change YOU need!
There’s bound to be drought tomorrow Thinking my rights you’ll swallow
And yes there’ll be penalties applied Do the world a favor and DIE!
We really can't wait We’re over that “hope,” now!
Together: Uh, but maybe you KNOW I lied! Ooh, Barry, we KNOW you lied!
My kind of clown! (Obama is)
My kind of clown! (Obama is)
One clown who smiles at you,
And he's got - charisma too. And
Each day I frown (Obama is)
Bringing me down (Obama is)
One clown who'll screw you around
He's MY KIND OF CLOWN!
Is that Feank Sinatra? You have a link to the video? That is what I do... post the link to a YouTube version of the song, so that you can hear the tune while you enjoy the parody lyrics... LOL
I need to figure out the HTML codes, so I can post the arrangement in a proper stanza set-up, otherwise its too confusing!
For help with learning HTML basics, go HERE.
I will try to post a link to U-Tube. Yes, it's Chicago (My Kind Of Town), made famous by the one and only President of the Board!
Yes, seems to work. A campy version from a movie, but there are other versions you can click on, Sinatra in concert, etc.
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