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Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport
nymag.com ^ | March 5, 2010

Posted on 03/06/2010 5:50:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

Larry King took his first commercial flight since September 11 recently, and the airport security people, sensing a rare opportunity for fame-fondling, took a little advantage when he failed the metal detector test.

"They had to give me the complete body search. So I had to stand there with [my] arms [out], and they are talking with me at the same time, 'loved the show last night, turn over your belt,' and then they grab you by the privates. They examined me pretty good."

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KEYWORDS: ick; larryking; napl; tsa
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1 posted on 03/06/2010 5:50:40 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’m confused. Is he saying he did or didn’t like it?


2 posted on 03/06/2010 5:51:54 PM PST by FortWorthPatriot ( Obama is no Hitler; Hitler got the Olympics)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did they find any bad checks?


3 posted on 03/06/2010 5:52:17 PM PST by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: FortWorthPatriot

Should someone tell Larry that don’t do that?


4 posted on 03/06/2010 5:52:54 PM PST by jessduntno (They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
That's a little too close to Necrophilia.
5 posted on 03/06/2010 5:52:58 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Good thing he wasn’t a terrorist. If he had been, it would have been considered torture.


6 posted on 03/06/2010 5:53:46 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Now that is not a headline you see every day of the week! :)


7 posted on 03/06/2010 5:54:00 PM PST by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What? Were they checking his socks?


8 posted on 03/06/2010 5:54:02 PM PST by AmishDude (It doesn't matter whom you vote for, it matters who takes office.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Larry King reduced to flying commercial airlines. Does this reflect the economic condition of CNN?


9 posted on 03/06/2010 5:54:20 PM PST by NautiNurse
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To: Free ThinkerNY

10 posted on 03/06/2010 5:54:34 PM PST by John W
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To: MAexile
"That's a little too close to Necrophilia."

The best reponse I have seen in a long time.

11 posted on 03/06/2010 5:57:26 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s OK, Larry. They weren’t expecting to find much anyway.


12 posted on 03/06/2010 5:59:01 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport."

If someone told me to do that I would quit that job in a heartbeat.

13 posted on 03/06/2010 6:00:12 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: blackbart.223

that was a good response!


14 posted on 03/06/2010 6:01:21 PM PST by brivette (paper)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’m ill from the visual.


15 posted on 03/06/2010 6:01:45 PM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I didn’t think TSA used electron microscopes during their searches.


16 posted on 03/06/2010 6:03:08 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (The End of an Error - 01/20/2013)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

17 posted on 03/06/2010 6:03:20 PM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

They told him “no big deal”.

....Bob


18 posted on 03/06/2010 6:04:20 PM PST by Lokibob (When handed lemons...Refuse to sign for them. Life's lemons can't be delivered without a signature.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Eww! Larry, keep your fantasies to yourself.

Honestly, I have never been able to figure out how King made it to where he is in show business. What talent does he actually have?


19 posted on 03/06/2010 6:05:39 PM PST by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: blackbart.223; MAexile
"That's a little too close to Necrophilia."

The best response I have seen in a long time.

Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate...

20 posted on 03/06/2010 6:05:53 PM PST by jessduntno (They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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To: MAexile

LOL!


21 posted on 03/06/2010 6:06:23 PM PST by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

How much did it cost the old perv to get somebody to do that?


22 posted on 03/06/2010 6:06:41 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Waste and fraud are synonymous with gov't spending)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Excited metal detector; brass balls on Larry King?


23 posted on 03/06/2010 6:08:13 PM PST by ricks_place
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Larry King Had His ‘Privates’ Fondled at the Airport”

How much did he have to pay for that?


24 posted on 03/06/2010 6:08:49 PM PST by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

kosher dried nuts ping


25 posted on 03/06/2010 6:08:52 PM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa.)
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To: jessduntno
"Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate... "

Larry is one of the undead.

26 posted on 03/06/2010 6:10:17 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he come back for seconds?


27 posted on 03/06/2010 6:11:26 PM PST by lowbridge ("We may be wrong, but the point is, we believe in what we're doing." - Joe Biden)
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To: blackbart.223

“Larry is one of the undead.”

Can’t imagine how much they would have to pay me to fondle his little prunes, geez........


28 posted on 03/06/2010 6:14:02 PM PST by jessduntno (They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Man, this ranks up there with fondling Rosie O’Donnell.


29 posted on 03/06/2010 6:14:32 PM PST by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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To: Tribune7

Now they’re hiring perverts to do body checks.

Only a pervert would fondle Larry king.


30 posted on 03/06/2010 6:15:38 PM PST by Temple Owl (Excelsior! Onward and upward.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Loved the show last night” while they grabbed his privates??? Wha? (I am impressed that the TSA people even watch Larry King. Even that is more highbrow than I’d think they’d watch.)


31 posted on 03/06/2010 6:16:38 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Free ThinkerNY

One. Big. Weenie.


32 posted on 03/06/2010 6:17:45 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: jessduntno
“That's a little too close to Necrophilia.”
The best response I have seen in a long time.

Beat me to it...that was a winner...funny AND accurate...

Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week.

33 posted on 03/06/2010 6:18:04 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
That's the first time Larry has scored since 1972.

;-/

34 posted on 03/06/2010 6:19:16 PM PST by Gargantua (DON'T TREAD ON US.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The most ridiculous self promo ever has him on CNN crossing his arms and legs and giving the goofiest “cool” look while wearing ill-fitting jeans.

What a laffer every time I see it

You’re just too cool Larry


35 posted on 03/06/2010 6:19:31 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was everything kosher?


36 posted on 03/06/2010 6:20:45 PM PST by matt1234
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The h*** with this s*** who is going to want to fly anymore, only as a matter of necessity I guess.

Napolitano and the TSA will kill the airline industry for sure.


37 posted on 03/06/2010 6:21:20 PM PST by valkyry1
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To: jessduntno
"Can’t imagine how much they would have to pay me to fondle his little prunes, geez........"

There is not enough money to get me to do that. But I would guess they are raisins not prunes.

38 posted on 03/06/2010 6:23:06 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: John W

39 posted on 03/06/2010 6:24:30 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

40 posted on 03/06/2010 6:25:00 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: blackbart.223

Hahahaha...probably right.


41 posted on 03/06/2010 6:25:31 PM PST by jessduntno (They'll get my false teeth when they pry them from my sister's cold, dead mouth!)
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To: FortWorthPatriot

Combat pay is due the TSA employee who had to do the honors.


42 posted on 03/06/2010 6:25:35 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: John W

Question - how do you insert an image in a Post?


43 posted on 03/06/2010 6:26:05 PM PST by TJ Jackson
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To: caver
"Man, this ranks up there with fondling Rosie O’Donnell."

That is a repulsive thought.

44 posted on 03/06/2010 6:26:46 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: blackbart.223

I have to agree with blackbart, best response on FR in a long time!


45 posted on 03/06/2010 6:28:59 PM PST by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: jessduntno
"Hahahaha...probably right."

With any luck we will never know. In fact I don't want to know.

46 posted on 03/06/2010 6:29:13 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Never talk about your privates in public.


47 posted on 03/06/2010 6:31:12 PM PST by Misterioso (To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

So, did he live up to his nickname as
‘The Iron Man of Broadcasting’, or not/


48 posted on 03/06/2010 6:31:54 PM PST by supremedoctrine ("I'm flattered that you wanted me, I'm bitter that you got me" --Dick Powell)
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To: MAexile

That’s a little too close to Necrophilia.

POST OF THE DAY!


49 posted on 03/06/2010 6:33:23 PM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
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To: TJ Jackson
The code is: But leave out all the spaces.
50 posted on 03/06/2010 6:35:50 PM PST by Palladin (Dear Obama: "Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!")
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