I think for a talking alarm clock, I prefer the “Jeeves” alarm clock offered by Hammacher-Schlemer, which utters such charming announcements as “It appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir,” and “I feel sure you have slept soundly, feel thoroughly refreshed, and await the day with the anticipation of an energetic gazelle.”
I’ve seen that one too! It is voiced by Stephen Fry. Perfect!