Posted on 03/11/2010 7:53:02 AM PST by JoeProBono
OKLAHOMA CITY, - Authorities in Oklahoma said a man who crashed into a parking lot walked into a jail and offered a stick he called the "last tree in the universe" as payment.
Oklahoma County sheriff's deputies said Rondell Bailey walked into the downtown Oklahoma City jail with a stick and told deputies he wanted to offer the object, which he called the "last tree in the universe," in exchange for dropping any possible charges against him, KOCO-TV, Oklahoma City, reported Wednesday.
The deputies said Bailey left after being told the stick was not an acceptable form of payment and threw a brick through a jail window.
Investigators said they discovered a white powder suspected to be methamphetamine during a search of the suspect's truck.
Bailey was arrested on destruction of property and drug charges.
Sounds like a normal Democrat who’s been divorced from reality to me.
LOL!!!
I am the owner of that stick!
The "last tree in the universe belongs to ME!"
This crack-pot STOLE it from me! But that means...
...that means he MUST have found some way around my defenses... unless... could it be?
Do I have a traitor in my compound?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I think he was trying to pull a fast one on the deputies 'cause I'm looking out my window here, and there's still a few more trees out there.
A guy like that usually just leaves without putting down any roots.
Groan...
Only in Oaklahoma. The police were just doing their best to fight graft— it goes against their grain.
I think we should just leaf it there.
P.S. The last tree in the Universe has got to be pretty valuable. Maybe he should have tried e-bay instead?
He ought to be able to get off on a technicality. After all, he had just offered “the last tree in existence”, an obvious confession; the brick thrown at the jail window is clear evidence of remorse.
The hair should serve as the apology.
He probably just needs a job with a living wage and Obama should take responsibility. Time served would be fair.
“The crackheads, they come with fire, they come with axes. Gnawing, biting,
breaking, hacking, burning! Destroyers and usurpers, curse them!”
Treebeard
“I got wood.” Treebeard
The guy thought he could stick it to the cops, but he turned out to be a sap.
"Oh a BRIBE, eh?!!!"
The police were stumped by his behavior. The guy is probably pining for his freedom about now.
Ooops, time for me to log out now..
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