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Got my census form today - Vanity

Posted on 03/16/2010 1:42:42 PM PDT by LatinaGOP

How is everyone else answering? Don't like that they ask my race/ethnicity for congressional districting. They tend to assume that because I am Hispanic, that I am a Democrat. Can I choose to only answer how many people are living here and send it in that way?


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To: demkicker

Actually, that would be a good thing. Then the Congressional District lines would be drawn to include “Democrats” who are actually Republicans, making it easier to throw the Democrat out.


81 posted on 03/16/2010 2:01:29 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: LatinaGOP

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82 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:01 PM PDT by fullchroma (Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
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To: libertarian27

What’s a Native Hawaiian? It was a series of islands created by volcanic erruption. EVERYONE immigrated there.


83 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Jack Hydrazine

No, but speeches from John Kerry make me wince.


84 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: stylecouncilor

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85 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:44 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: LatinaGOP

Toss it in the trash.

Wait for ACORN to knock on your door and tell them that you’re house sitting and that the owners are out of the country for 6 months.


86 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:46 PM PDT by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: Leavemealone

I LOVE IT! Great idea! Natural born US of A citizen.


87 posted on 03/16/2010 2:02:48 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team# 36120), KW:Folding)
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To: Seeking the truth

Same here. I declined to answer any questions.

I thought they weren’t to be mailed until march.


88 posted on 03/16/2010 2:03:34 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS... taxes, pain and slow death. Is this what you want?)
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To: driftdiver; Revolting cat!

I’ll fill it out tomorraw when EVERYBODY is Irish.


89 posted on 03/16/2010 2:03:44 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Arthur McGowan

Hmmmmm - I didn’t think of that - Thanks!


90 posted on 03/16/2010 2:03:44 PM PDT by demkicker (Helping Democrats Become Extinct)
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To: LatinaGOP

Since my race is mixed, I am often tempted to flip a coin.


91 posted on 03/16/2010 2:04:24 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: a fool in paradise

Almost all of us have Genghis Khan blood. The man was prolific.

I am descended from Adam. That makes me related to blacks, Indians, Hawaiians and everyone else.


92 posted on 03/16/2010 2:04:49 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: humblegunner
I'm pissed that "Neanderthal" isn't listed. We're a whole SPECIES being dissed here. OK, there ain't many of us, but still..

My husband is Neanderthal too! Wonder if you two are related?

93 posted on 03/16/2010 2:05:21 PM PDT by LatinaGOP
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To: a fool in paradise
Mongolian. I have Genghis Khan blood.

Great, maybe you can teach that idiot Kerry how to pronounce "Genghis"!

Regards,
GtG

94 posted on 03/16/2010 2:05:21 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: LatinaGOP

I filled in the number of persons in the first block and then crossed through the other blocks and added the comment that Article 1, Section 2 only requires an answer to block 1.

Note that block one is highlighted and separate. While not stated as such, it delineates the required information input from the “none of your f’n business” questions.


95 posted on 03/16/2010 2:06:00 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: ican'tbelieveit

I just thought of a better reply

“Natural Born Citizen - and I can Prove it!!”


96 posted on 03/16/2010 2:06:23 PM PDT by Leavemealone
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To: LatinaGOP

How many people were living or staying in this house, apartment, or mobile home on April 1, 2010?
“Ummm. Thirty. I mean, they all stayed here...and were alive...at the time. So, ummm. Yeah.”

Were there any additional people staying here April 1, 2010 that you did not include in Question 1?
“Well, I have a cat that talks. And she tells me that she sneaks out every now and then. She’ll eat with me occasionally, though.”

Is this house, apartment, or mobile home: owned with mortgage, owned without mortgage, rented, occupied without rent?
“Ummm. All.”

What is your telephone number?
“Uh, hang on... OH! Yeah, umm, ten.”

Please provide information for each person living here. Start with a person here who owns or rents this house, apartment, or mobile home. If the owner or renter lives somewhere else, start with any adult living here. This will be Person 1.

What is Person 1’s name?
“Melvin. But only on Tuesdays. The rest of the week, we call him Mortimer.”

What is Person 1’s sex?
“Oh, that’s a very sensitive subject for him. He likes cuddling with his chainsaw, if that helps any.”

What is Person 1’s age and Date of Birth?
“Well, he was born on Feburary 29th, 1940. So, I’d say he’s around seventeen....ish?”

Is Person 1 of Hispanic, Latino or Spanish origin?
“Latino. See, he was a Prince at one time of the nation of Latin. Oh, wait. No, he was a Prince of Hispania. That’s right.”

What is Person 1’s race?
“Ummm, Talladega.”

Does Person 1 sometimes live or stay somewhere else?
“Well, being a Prince, he travels all over the world. So, yes.”


97 posted on 03/16/2010 2:06:38 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: MrB

I was going to write something on my census forms about those commercials along the lines of if you didn’t take my money from me to begin with, you wouldn’t have to send it back to me at a loss. Then my community would get their appropriate funding.


98 posted on 03/16/2010 2:07:23 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team# 36120), KW:Folding)
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To: A. Morgan
Yep, I know and White is color!

Technically, white is the presence of all colors. Black is the absence of all colors. Perhaps we will have to give them an RGB or CMY code in the future to be more accurate.

99 posted on 03/16/2010 2:08:02 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: LatinaGOP

2, American.


100 posted on 03/16/2010 2:08:25 PM PDT by gigster
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