[glock rocks]

Hmmm. I live in the fittest city in the nation according to the same magazine. I have dumbbells, jog, and hoist a few cold ones every night for good measure. It's too damned cold to go nekkid though. Average last frost is May 15th. After that, the temperature shoots to 110 and stays that way until September, and at this altitude, you'll get second degree sunburn in about 2.7 minutes nude. Not worth it.

1.) Salt Lake City, UT

• Approximately 29 percent of Salt Lake City residents exercise with dumbbells. That's 123 percent more than average and the highest rate in our survey.
  
• A whopping 32.8 percent of Salt Lake City residents run or jog — highest in our survey.
  
• Residents of Salt Lake City are 363 percent more likely than average to play racquetball, the highest rate in our survey.

  source.

[Eaker]

We just can’t stand all of those nekkid Romneys running around!

Some of my best friends are dumbells too.

[tubebender]

I have been warned to limit my Salt intake...

[ErnBatavia]

last frost is May 15th. After that, the temperature shoots to 110 and stays that way until September

Ahem...don't exaggerate; SLC averages 5 days over 100 per year, and your record is 107. Google is our mutual friend!

Not trying to be critical, but the way you wrote that, SLC would beat out our Coachella Valley for summer temps...and that ain't ever happening!

[SouthTexas]

I have to laugh at the spring breakers that come to the beach and go home looking like lobsters. It’s not even hot yet! LOL

Wouldn’t work very well down here, you could have roasted parts that would ruin the fun.