This story would be a lot funnier if someone had broken into her house, stolen the urn, and a year later there’d be a knock on the door, she’d open it, there’d be the urn, along with an envelope of photos of the urn at various tourist destinations around the world — the Great Wall of China, Machu Picchu, Stonehenge, the South Pole...
Yup - and then there’s the snail joke
“He opens the door, looks down and theres the snail. The snail looks up at him, and says “Hey! What the hell was that all about?”