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1 posted on 03/29/2010 7:50:00 AM PDT by Touch Not the Cat
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Mr. Biden, just exactly how much have Citibank and other corporations given you? Also, exactly when do you intend to step down?


2 posted on 03/29/2010 7:51:20 AM PDT by phoenix07
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When someone talks to you, how long does it take for the echo to die out in your head?


3 posted on 03/29/2010 7:51:29 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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Regardless of the question, it would start with

"In your own words..."

4 posted on 03/29/2010 7:51:55 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this...)
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Just how stupid are you......


6 posted on 03/29/2010 7:52:01 AM PDT by The Wizard (I support Madam President, the only President in America today)
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What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


7 posted on 03/29/2010 7:52:10 AM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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Why is the US importing 125,000 legal foreign workers a month in the midst of an economic downturn not seen since the Great Depression?
8 posted on 03/29/2010 7:52:28 AM PDT by kabar
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I like this one...

Yahoo! Finance User - Monday March 29, 2010 10:00AM EDT

Comparing yourself and all the other politicians in Washington to our founding fathers, what went wrong?


9 posted on 03/29/2010 7:52:34 AM PDT by Touch Not the Cat (Where is the light? Wonder if it's weeping somewhere...)
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How many times did his Mama drop him on his head when he was young?


11 posted on 03/29/2010 7:52:42 AM PDT by chipper dave
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What Would You Ask the Vice President?

Mr. Biden, 12 years ago you had two emergency neurosurgeries for bleeding in your brain.

Is it true that you have not been right in the head since then?

13 posted on 03/29/2010 7:54:35 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. - H. L. Menken.)
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Are you drunk or stupid and why didn’t you follow Dean Wormer’s advice to Blutarsky?


14 posted on 03/29/2010 7:56:19 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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I would ask him to jump off the tallest building he could find.


16 posted on 03/29/2010 7:58:15 AM PDT by myself6
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Knock knock. Anyone home?


17 posted on 03/29/2010 8:00:15 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (REPEAL 0BAMACARE NOW!)
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Mr. Vice president: how do you make it to your office in the morning?

Respectfully,

CC

18 posted on 03/29/2010 8:01:29 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (ostende mihi pecuniam!)
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If unemployment, bankruptcies and the general financial decline continues in the US, is that a big f****n deal?


19 posted on 03/29/2010 8:02:18 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Yeah, I was in rehab. I got Hooked on Phonics. Darn that Sesame Street Gang.)
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Mr. Biden, if Billy has two oranges and he puts them in a basket, and Tommy has three oranges and puts them in the same basket, how many oranges are in the basket?


20 posted on 03/29/2010 8:02:32 AM PDT by norge (The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heeTls.)
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I would ask him if he was born with his head up his rear end or does he just keep it there out of personal preference.


21 posted on 03/29/2010 8:02:32 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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“Are you really as dumb as you seem, or is it just an act?”


22 posted on 03/29/2010 8:07:20 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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Mr Biden sir, Why have you never retracted the libelous statements you have made about the driver of the truck that was involved in the accident that killed your wife? You have intimated on numerous occasions that the truck driver was drunk. This is not true and you knew it, but still libeled a good man. WHY?
23 posted on 03/29/2010 8:09:16 AM PDT by Tupelo
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I would ask him what he would have done differently if he were president instead of Obama. That would be a fun question. Would he cling to this sinking ship or would he criticize the boss?
24 posted on 03/29/2010 8:10:00 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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Senator Biden, here's my machete. Do you remember that Japanese military guy in the movie Airplane!?


25 posted on 03/29/2010 8:10:27 AM PDT by ChrisInAR (Alright, tighten your shorts, Pilgrim, & sing like the Duke!)
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