[outinyellowdogcountry]

“Obviously, this is an opportunity for a stunt double. I offer my services - - which will require NO acting talent. ;^)”

I beg to differ. In your own mind you might not need acting talent but for the rest of us to watch I would wager you would need much direction to make it look.....appealing.
Just kidding!

[Loud Mime]

The babe alone would make it look appealing. I'm experienced....I did a stunt double scene in "The Bank Job," where the cop asked "Is that thing real?"

;^) It IS AFD!