Since it has no electron, "Obamozium" is inert. However, it can be detected chemically, as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to researchers, a minute amount of "Obamozium", added to one reaction, caused it to take four days to complete. Without the Administratium, the reaction ordinarily occurred in less than one second.
"Obamozium" has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not actually decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Studies seem to show the atomic number actually increasing after each reorganization.
Research indicates that "Obamozium" occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate in certain locations such as government agencies, large corporations and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best-appointed and best- maintained buildings.
Scientists warn that "Obamozium" is known to be toxic, and recommend plenty of fluids and bed rest after even low levels of exposure.
Lead = Lawsuit = why bother
It never gets old.
Thanks for the laugh.
Obamozium,known to be toxic, is the causative agent of Husseinassism a condition that scientist are hoping to have a cure for in 2012.
Berkley Labs??
They’re always the runner-up to Berkeley Labs. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Is obamozium harmful to humans? What I’m really wondering is if it is Reidioactive, you know, like pellosium.
Too dense to be of any use.
Two atoms walk out of a bar..
One says “I think I lost an electron in there”
the other says “Are you sure?”
He says “I’m POSITIVE!”
OBAMOZIUM has nor czarinos?
I was sure it would have at least a hundred.
Jiminy Cricket and Victor Knockoff collaborated on this April 1 project?
the sequence of decay events is consistent with theories that have long predicted an "island of stability" for nuclei with approximately 187 protons and 199 neutrons.
"We jumped over a sea of instability onto an island of stability that theories have been predicting since the 1970s," said nuclear physicist Victor Nokof
Something doesn't make sense here because:
1. They are talking about elements 120 and 121 being near the "island of stability", but an element with 187 protons would be element 187.
2. The heavier elements all have many more neutrons than protons
