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1 posted on 04/03/2010 4:54:50 AM PDT by trooprally
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Just for laughs.


2 posted on 04/03/2010 4:56:14 AM PDT by trooprally (Never Give Up - Never Give In - Remember Our Troops)
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To: trooprally

Scientific research got it right this time, heh heh!


3 posted on 04/03/2010 4:57:29 AM PDT by KStorm (1. It will be said that the geniuses among us didn't see it coming. 2. Beware of world peace.)
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To: trooprally

Pulsar #2 ?


4 posted on 04/03/2010 4:58:09 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 (-:{ GLEN BECK is 0bama's TRANSPARENCY CZAR }:-)
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To: trooprally; Gosh I love this neighborhood; Mrs. P; captain cynic

LOL-saturday morning laugh ping


5 posted on 04/03/2010 5:01:50 AM PDT by GILTN1stborn
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To: trooprally

Very Good


6 posted on 04/03/2010 5:02:33 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: trooprally
Heh.

This dense element also distorts the perception via the Dopeler Effect...

7 posted on 04/03/2010 5:07:41 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.)
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To: trooprally

Great Saturday morning laugh!


8 posted on 04/03/2010 5:13:10 AM PDT by cake_crumb (President Reagan on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
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To: trooprally

But, amazingly enough, even with all its density Pelosium still exhibits significant sagging and sensitivity to gravitational pull.


9 posted on 04/03/2010 5:19:11 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: trooprally

Did Alexandre Dumas ever write about this?


10 posted on 04/03/2010 5:29:17 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: trooprally
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons

...and ONE MORON

11 posted on 04/03/2010 5:29:22 AM PDT by evad (Don't kill Jack!!)
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To: trooprally

This is BRILLIANT!


12 posted on 04/03/2010 5:29:54 AM PDT by Castigar
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To: trooprally

Can It be destroyed?


13 posted on 04/03/2010 5:33:58 AM PDT by DeaconRed (REPUBLICANS: You are going to get one more chance. Don't BLOW it this time. This will be IT. . . .)
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To: trooprally

Excellent!


15 posted on 04/03/2010 6:16:41 AM PDT by Pablo64 (Political Correctness is a DISEASE. <==> TRUTH is the CURE.)
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To: trooprally

I’m assuming it’s radioactive? What’s it’s half-life? How fast does it decay? Please tell me it will decay by November.


16 posted on 04/03/2010 6:21:04 AM PDT by StonyMan451
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To: trooprally

Please keep this frightening element away from the children’s eyes, it could have lasting and devastating effects.


17 posted on 04/03/2010 6:22:30 AM PDT by usslsm51
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To: trooprally
i thought the only thing in nature more dense than Depleted Uranium is Algorium.

It is much too dense to be fashioned into a practical weapon, and is so unstable, it will actually go off on unassisted.

Highly embarrassing

18 posted on 04/03/2010 6:36:52 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: trooprally

Reminds me: how to find photos of Stretch Pelosi—taken pre-Stretch.


19 posted on 04/03/2010 6:42:30 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: trooprally

Very Funny — and unfortunately, Very True.


20 posted on 04/03/2010 7:23:12 AM PDT by Uncle Chip (TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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To: trooprally

Taxman Bravo Zulu! for a clever and funny Nazi Pelousy riff!


23 posted on 04/03/2010 9:08:19 AM PDT by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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