I have a bumpersticker “In Guns We Trust”......
Seems to take take care of the vandalism problem. Including political signs in the yard.
Liberals are chicken-sh!t bed-wetters.
Mine says "A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject."
I let the 'perps decide whether or not I'm a citizen.....thus far, none have shown any curiosity......