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Ten green sex sins that can sabotage your love life
Yahoo News ^ | 4/7/10 | Stefanie Iris Weiss

Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk

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"Sins?"

*cough* it's a religion *cough*

1 posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk
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To: jenk

There is no Global Warming so go for a drive in the Country and go for a Steak Dinner.

Pray for America


2 posted on 04/08/2010 6:27:52 PM PDT by bray (Throw All the Bums Out, starting with McCain)
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To: jenk

Chocolate as sin???? Oh I don’t think so...This broad is wacked...


3 posted on 04/08/2010 6:27:59 PM PDT by hstacey
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To: jenk

green chicks have hairy armpits


4 posted on 04/08/2010 6:28:13 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: jenk

Is anyone else as hot as I am right now?


5 posted on 04/08/2010 6:28:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: hstacey

Ah, yes, sustainable chocolate. Sustainable is every other word with these freaks.


6 posted on 04/08/2010 6:28:45 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL!


7 posted on 04/08/2010 6:28:59 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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wh...wha...what...WHAT??


8 posted on 04/08/2010 6:29:00 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: jenk

If this is satire, it’s very well done.


9 posted on 04/08/2010 6:29:05 PM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: driftdiver

Sustainable hairy armpits.


10 posted on 04/08/2010 6:29:25 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: Interesting Times

no, she’s serious, dang, I should try some satire.....


11 posted on 04/08/2010 6:30:34 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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Well, if I ever wondered why the U.S. is in such sad shape right now, this woman has now made everything clear.


12 posted on 04/08/2010 6:31:16 PM PDT by hstacey
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To: Interesting Times

don’t miss the whole article, I edited out a LOT.


13 posted on 04/08/2010 6:31:17 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: hstacey

they are creepy


14 posted on 04/08/2010 6:32:09 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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To: jenk
I'm guessing steffi spends a lot of relaxing nights "alone".

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15 posted on 04/08/2010 6:32:43 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

well, it is green


16 posted on 04/08/2010 6:33:25 PM PDT by jenk (Ain't no party like my Nanna's tea party....)
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She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(I couldnt come in right then...)

And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I’d just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away
Her ranchid poncho
An laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldnt come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so she wandered
Trough the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An I’d just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

(is that a real poncho...i mean
Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?
Hmmm...no foolin ...)


17 posted on 04/08/2010 6:34:02 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: jenk
Wow. Just wow.


18 posted on 04/08/2010 6:35:16 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: jenk
Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.

Hey good looking, I've got a whole basket of fruit and veggies......... would you like to have sex with me?

19 posted on 04/08/2010 6:35:17 PM PDT by umgud (Obama is a failed experiment.)
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To: jenk

While not on this list, I’m pretty sure that if the greenie girls hold to one-square-of-toilet-paper-per-trip theory, their love life will be a bit sabotaged, too.


20 posted on 04/08/2010 6:35:24 PM PDT by digger48
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