[JoeProBono]

"Absolutely unnecessary: Personal urns: Hey, here's something terrifying and unnecessary: personal urns."

The busts are sold by Cremation Solutions, and are meant to both contain the ashes of your loved one, as well as resemble the loved one contained within. They come in two sizes: full-size, which holds an adult's complete ashes, and "keepsake" size, which contains about a 1/4 of an adult.

[library user]

One irrational phobia I’ve always had is that someone will secretly cremate me after I die. I’m just afraid I might still be able to feel a little of the heat.

[library user]

"You have to urn your way to college, young man."

[buridan]

Will he qualify for the urned income tax credit?

[Twotone]

Oregon ping...