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Very soft toilet paper: Becoming scarce?
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| April 22
Posted on 04/22/2010 7:24:39 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: mlocher
Good point...TP, the universal life saver.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:43:49 PM PDT
by
BobL
To: mlocher; CatDancer
In his novel Candide, Voltaire wrote that chickens made the best toilet paper.
But the real question is whether or not they started a union in order that they'd be paid more than chicken feed...
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:44:20 PM PDT
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: JoeProBono
To: JoeProBono
Whatta buncha baby ass babies! I use the New York Times and other MSN giants to wipe mine. Wanna examine it for evidence?
To: JoeProBono
If it means the NY Times and the rest of the traitor rags all go broke, then it’s worth it.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:45:55 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(I do not want Obama just IMPEACHED... I want him IMPRISONED. Are we there yet? 2010-2012)
To: BobL
Good point...TP, the universal life saver.LOL
46
posted on
04/22/2010 7:47:09 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: JoeProBono
To: green pastures
But the real question is whether or not they started a union in order that they'd be paid more than chicken feed... This was in France you know, during the enlightenment, just prior to the revolution. With the king in power, it was either be TP, or have your liver removed for patee.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:49:26 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: mlocher
If I was stuck on a desert island, the one thing I would want with me is a life time supply of TP. I'd settle for Ginger and Mary Ann. But without the TP, I suppose after while, even they would lose their appeal..
49
posted on
04/22/2010 7:49:28 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:50:33 PM PDT
by
Randy Larsen
( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!(FR #1690))
To: digger48
I'd settle for Ginger and Mary Ann.If you could only pick one, Ginger or Mary Ann?
But without the TP
Even Thurston Howell III would swap green backs for a few rolls of TP.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:51:49 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: All
This is a religious thread. Please don’t comment unless you use toilet tissue.
To: JoeProBono
I heard that soft toilet paper was made from old growth trees, and that’s why environazis were against it. But now I hear that soft toilet paper is made from office paper. What’s true?
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:52:59 PM PDT
by
Theo
(May Rome decrease and Christ increase.)
To: JoeProBono
When toilet paper becomes a luxury item, we will have achieved communism.
54
posted on
04/22/2010 7:54:52 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:54:53 PM PDT
by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: JoeProBono
Here's your toilet paper. Available 2011.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:55:07 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Theo
Whats true?Stick your behind to a mirror (sorry, but it must be done.) If you see a faint outline of this text: "Employees are our company's most important asset", then it is true, your toilet tissue was made out of office paper.
To: JoeProBono
My family has been using leaves since 1625 here in the mountains. We invented littering and recycling [same thing].
To: JoeProBono
That’s velvet compared to the stuff on that train.
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:59:38 PM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(The townhalls were going great until the oPods showed up.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/22/2010 7:59:51 PM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
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