Posted on 04/24/2010 12:55:36 PM PDT by GQuagmire
With the 150th pick, the Patriots [team stats] have made my day. And the day of every Michigan fan out there.
Coach Bill Belichick has selected Michigan punter Zoltan Mesko, aka Zoltan the Space Emperor in the fifth round. This answers their punting issue.
If you didn't know, we love Zoltan. We told you during the Combine that the Patriots were seriously interested in him, and Karen Guregian reported when the Patriots visited with him.
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
Pathetic earthling. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror.
Any relation to Ming the Merciless?
>>the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
— Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu <<
Hey take it easy on Xenu. He’s a great guy. Anyone who can tick off the scientologists has got to be OK.
At 6’ 5” and 235 Lbs Zoltan is not the type of punter that can stop people. Bulk him up to 255 Lbs and he there become several options the Pats can run!
We need more Aussie Rules footballers as NFL punters and kickoff specialists. They usually have cannons for legs, and if you’ve ever seen an AFL game, you know those guys are tough—good athletes, and boy they can HIT. Might surprise a return guy to get blown up by the punter!
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