Posted on 04/28/2010 3:22:31 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
Is there a pic?
heh
When you poke the caged tiger with a stick, ya gotta keep your arm OUTSIDE the cage.
He called her fat, she ate a peice of him.
Seems reasonable.
Dog bites fat woman = not news.
Fat woman bites, well, anything = still not news.
In the last 70 years, one of the things that I have learned is to never, ever underestimate what the female of the species is capable of when you REALLY piss her off.
Roger that.
Never.
Did I say not ever?
Don't do it!
“...Flood said the ear chunk was not found.”
...guess there wasn’t a McDonald’s near by.
Never call a fat, man eating cannibal “fat”.
Do her eyes seem too close together, or is her head just very wide?
...Reminiscent of the Holyfield Tyson fight.
If one didn’t know she was a cannibal she might be considered kind of cute. She would look nice if she lost some tonnage.
/kidding
Apparently she was still hungry.
Her head is wide because she is FAT. Please don’t tell her I said that.
http://news.discovery.com/human/women-body-image.html
Body Image Concerns Hardwired Into Women's Brains
...While hooked up to brain scanners, the women looked at images of avatar-like models in skimpy bikinis: some overweight, some skinny. With each image, the women were told to imagine that someone else was saying the model looked like her.
When overweight images popped up, the medial prefrontal cortex lit up in all of the women, the scientists reported in the journal Personality and Individual Differences. Simply imagining that they might be overweight seemed to make the women question their sense of self, even though they claimed afterward that the test was boring or meaningless.
"Women are actually engaging in an evaluation of who they are and whether they are worthwhile as a person," Allen said. "Even though women might claim to be well adjusted and not care about body issues, subconsciously they might care."
I’ve seen hippos charge a Land Rover. No, don’t underestimate the round rage.
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