Police: Woman bites man after being called fat

AP on SFGate.com ^ | 4/28/10 | AP

[NormsRevenge]

Lincoln, Neb. (AP) -- Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." ..

He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.

Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.

Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

[GeronL]

Is there a pic?

heh

[ko_kyi]

When you poke the caged tiger with a stick, ya gotta keep your arm OUTSIDE the cage.

[chris37]

He called her fat, she ate a peice of him.

Seems reasonable.

[InternetTuffGuy]

Dog bites fat woman = not news.

Fat woman bites, well, anything = still not news.

[JayVee]

In the last 70 years, one of the things that I have learned is to never, ever underestimate what the female of the species is capable of when you REALLY piss her off.

[Noumenon]

Roger that.

[Nachum]

Never ever call a woman fat.

Never.

Did I say not ever?

Don't do it!

[aft_lizard]

Can't really tell, she is probably just a little chunky(judging by the neck roll):

[vetvetdoug]

This dude is lucky she went for the ear. A woman with that kind of anger could outdo Lorena Bobbit.

[graceisfree]

“...Flood said the ear chunk was not found.”

...guess there wasn’t a McDonald’s near by.

[GladesGuru]

Never call a fat, man eating cannibal “fat”.

[Nonstatist]

She is fat.. Just for the record.

[InternetTuffGuy]

Do her eyes seem too close together, or is her head just very wide?

[graceisfree]

...Reminiscent of the Holyfield Tyson fight.

[GeronL]

If one didn’t know she was a cannibal she might be considered kind of cute. She would look nice if she lost some tonnage.

/kidding

[Argus]

Apparently she was still hungry.

[GeronL]

Her head is wide because she is FAT. Please don’t tell her I said that.

[HangnJudge]

Women don't think of themselves as fat...

http://news.discovery.com/human/women-body-image.html

Body Image Concerns Hardwired Into Women's Brains

...While hooked up to brain scanners, the women looked at images of avatar-like models in skimpy bikinis: some overweight, some skinny. With each image, the women were told to imagine that someone else was saying the model looked like her.

When overweight images popped up, the medial prefrontal cortex lit up in all of the women, the scientists reported in the journal Personality and Individual Differences. Simply imagining that they might be overweight seemed to make the women question their sense of self, even though they claimed afterward that the test was boring or meaningless.

"Women are actually engaging in an evaluation of who they are and whether they are worthwhile as a person," Allen said. "Even though women might claim to be well adjusted and not care about body issues, subconsciously they might care."

[InternetTuffGuy]

I’ve seen hippos charge a Land Rover. No, don’t underestimate the round rage.

[lowbridge]

Is there a pic?

Of the victim?

[HangnJudge]

Women don't think of themselves as fat...

Correction
Women don't LIKE TO think of themselves as fat...

[JimRed]

Guilty.

[lowbridge]

Al Bundy rips on fat women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ3xX-hklns

[glorgau]

She’s fat.

[Daffynition]

[Secret Agent Man]

She is fat. I can say that - she won’t get to one of my ears.

[Secret Agent Man]

Also note SERIOUSLY plucked eyebrows. The more a woman plucks her eyebrows, the more pissed off and angry she generally is.

[LucyJo]

"She’s fat."

Safe for you to say about her anonymously and from your keyboard. lol

And, she apparently has a strong set of teeth and strong jaws.

Might be interesting to hear his explanation ten years from now: "So, how'd you lose that chunk out of your ear - looks like teeth marks!?"

[nonliberal]

The jokes write themselves.

[Signalman]

She’s not fat! She’s horizontally challenged.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I wonder how many calories are in an ear?

[TypeZoNegative]

Eeeww... She has a ‘stache!

[mickey finn]

By her behavior and the vacant look in her wild eyes, I think she may have been rooting around for something to eat a little to often down by the ASARCO lead refinery in town.

[libertarian27]

Taste like chicken?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Guilty, your honor.

[John-Irish]

“Here’s to fat-bottom women/ they make the rockin’world go ‘round’’

[John-Irish]

True, the female is ALWAYS deadlier than the male.

[The SISU kid]

NAPL...

B^)

[Slings and Arrows]

Now with a rebuttal, Mr Alfred Yankovic.

[BJClinton]

the ear chunk was not found

Well duh, she was hungry.

[Mashood]

She is clinically obese.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Maybe he was paying her a compliment, like “For a fat girl you don’t sweat a lot.”

[dfwgator]

"Are you calling me fat?"

[dashing doofus]

Damn. I was hoping this thread was about Michelle Obama. Those teeth would do some serious damage, especially if she was in one of her rages.

[DuncanWaring]

The Female of the Species (Rudyard Kipling).

[John-Irish]

Thank you. I’ve always wonder who it was that wrote this poem. It’s so true!