Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

[Darksheare]

Just don’t drink anything while reading.
You’ll wreck’em.

[hoagy62]

Paul Harvey wouldn’t have touched this story with a 10-foot pole.

[Atom Smasher]

Move over while I vomit!

....thoroughly disgusting.

[DCBryan1]

No Thanks

Hell I thought that was my Freeper handle for a while.

I was DCBryan in 1997, DCBryan1, DCBryan2, DCBryan3 in 1998-1999 until Jim Rob and I came to an understanding ;).

[Rebelbase]

"The rumor of my having been eaten are greatly exaggerated"

[Dallas59]

Thank gawd it wasn't one of these..

[OB1kNOb]

Eel never do that again.

[sharkhawk]

Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very
good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've
ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something
up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
[A phone rings in the distant]

[dmet]

Reminds me of when I had two Cadillacs

Until my wife rectum both

[Darksheare]

Oddly, I never got a “no Thanks”.
I got an “Errrr.. umm... Have you seen the inside of this nice sturdy box over HERE *SLAM*!”

The threads have such nice basements.

[RichInOC]

Unnngh!!!

[americanophile]

Well, I probably could have lived without this image in my mind. If only the human mind had a delete entry function...

[ElkGroveDan]

[DCBryan1]

Unngh!!!

OH NO YOU DIDNT!

I'll raise you an Ash alert and
IBTEP (in before the ole eel prank)

[yetidog]

Not often that you see a prank resulting in a fatal eelnass.

[Clock King]

Should have stuck with eating unagi.

[isom35]

rectum? It killed ‘im!

[gathersnomoss]

...”Asian swamp eel”

Insensitive Racist Remark!

[dfwgator]

[cynwoody]

A friend of mine once spotted a yacht named the Impacted Gerbil moored on the San Francisco water front. Turned out to belong to a wealthy proctologist.