[nickcarraway]

Something tells me his filament doesn’t heat up evenly.

[NEW YORKCITYGOPMAN]

“I only eat the bulb during breakfast, and each day no more than one bulb.”

Now class, I want you to sing along with the nearly famous NEWYORKCITYGOPMAN. Just follow me and use the melody of Auld Lang Syne.

“It may be true, for all we know, yes it really may be true.
It may be true for all we know, but it sounds like bull to me.”

[Daffynition]

Something is not screwed in right

[Slings and Arrows]

Watt you say?