It is the ugly blue carpet that causes all the problems.
*smiles*....had a boss that I had known for over 30 years tell me to take a day off once. I told him that if this little whining pain in the a** coworker ever went into my desk again behind my back, I was physically going to stuff him upside down in a waste paper barrel and hold him there until there was no movement.
The boss gave me a day off (with pay) and moved the creep to another floor. My boss knew me well enough.....to understand.