Posted on 05/07/2010 6:04:49 AM PDT by PghBaldy
Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.
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Brittany should live a life of hedonistic self indulgence. My guess is her afterlife seat next to the guy that shot the pope is already waiting for her.
I looked him up, there are many “Christs” in Belchertown, so it quite possibly is his Christian name.
Jesus lives in Belchertown, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Jesus was hit by a lesbian, up Northampton way.
He’ll reincarnate,
He’ll reincarnate,
You can squish ol’ Jesus with a Toyota Prius,
But he’ll still reincarnate.
Sorry.
Let me guess. She was originally charged with manslaughter but three days later they had to reduce it to assault?
Brittany. 20 years old. One can extrapolate from those two data points she was likely texting while driving.
It certainly isn't his Jewish name.
He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also.
He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
I bet they hold him for observation for a couple nights, then let him go early on Sunday morning.
Thanks for that ROFL moment and for getting that tune stuck in my head. :-D
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