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Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun
Pravda.Ru ^ | 07.05.2010

Posted on 05/09/2010 6:06:46 PM PDT by One_Upmanship

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To: Redcloak
It was a toss-up between the nose or the ear.


61 posted on 05/09/2010 9:58:04 PM PDT by One_Upmanship
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Am I the only one thinking of the detective from "Plan Nine From Outer Space?"


62 posted on 05/09/2010 11:11:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: One_Upmanship
I guess there's a reason there's a game called Russian Roulette (Русская рулетка).
63 posted on 05/09/2010 11:18:32 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: Sender

I’m not sure he’s competent to be around alcohol and tobacco, much less firearms.


64 posted on 05/09/2010 11:19:16 PM PDT by rmlew (There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
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To: One_Upmanship
I presume angle of bullet. Then again, it's Russia.
I really hope vodka was involved.
65 posted on 05/09/2010 11:20:13 PM PDT by rmlew (There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just liberals who lie.)
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To: One_Upmanship

Clears them sinus’ right out!


66 posted on 05/09/2010 11:23:14 PM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Always keep your finger off the trigger when scratching your nose with your guh.


67 posted on 05/10/2010 4:14:51 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Let's all draw Moe-Ham Ed *--o(|):^{> Cerebrate diversity YKWIM?)
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To: One_Upmanship

A new form of Russian roulette.


68 posted on 05/10/2010 6:17:34 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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A new form of Russian roulette.

Someone should have told him why they play Russian roulette with a revolver and not a semi-automatic.

69 posted on 05/10/2010 6:38:25 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: gonzo
***Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun***

Yikes!!! I am glad I did not ask him to scratch my back!

70 posted on 05/10/2010 9:58:09 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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To: TheOldLady
Always keep your finger off the trigger when scratching your nose with your guh.

Otherwise you might shoot yourself, and that would make your og sad.

71 posted on 05/10/2010 9:58:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: One_Upmanship

What the Hay-ull is up with those caps (the brimmed ones)? Good strong wind comes along and the guy’s gonna be airborne!


72 posted on 05/10/2010 4:34:33 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Pollster1
Someone should have told him why they play Russian roulette with a revolver and not a semi-automatic.

Actually, it's safer to play with a semi-automatic (as long as you don't rack the slide first).

73 posted on 05/10/2010 4:35:56 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: One_Upmanship

Darwin award only applies if’n he hasn’t already procreated...


74 posted on 05/10/2010 4:36:40 PM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! Be prepared for what's coming AFTER America.....)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Yudashkin is a last name. “Lokh” means “looser”.


75 posted on 05/11/2010 4:47:34 AM PDT by JadeEmperor
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