Posted on 05/20/2010 11:25:53 AM PDT by reaganrevolutionin2010
Stark-raving stupid.
That is not surprising
Pelosi needs to be commited to a mental hospital.
I called Senator Menendez office eand asked if he was a citizen of the United States of America or Mexico.
There was silence so I took the opportunity to ask the woman if she knew.
This putz can samba his ass right out of the US. I don't put up with people that come into my house and insult me, and Congress shouldn't either.
With apologies to Tracy Byrd
Well I walked in and the House just stunk
The Speaker couldn’t carry a bill in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her cackle but
I thought no way with a Democrat caucous.
But after one round with Jose Calderone
I caught my boots tapping long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Calderone
That libearlism was sounding pretty darn good to me.
Then some Congressman asked me to dance
And I revealed my two left feet
Said don’t get me wrong I’m glad you asked
But I don’t wanna wake up with a Barney memory.
Then after three rounds of Calderone
The Sgt of Arms tried to getme off the floor
And after four rounds with Calderone
I was making points of order never heard before.
Well around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
And after round seven or was it eight
I was ready to impeach the whole damn place.
And after nine rounds with Calderone
I was down to that worn and about to give in
and after ten rounds with Calderone
I lost count and started counting again
I lost count and started counting again.
One round with Calderone
Gimme two rounds with Calderone
How ‘bout three rounds with Calderone!
“And let me tell you, Felipe, the secret to cuttin’ a really HUGE fart, is to fold your hands like this, grit your teeth, and push REALLY hard.”
A firing squad for both of those traitors!!
“I’ll have three tacos and a diet pepsi.”
I’ll volunteer. Hell, I’ll bring my own rifle and ammo. I’ll even bring the ammo for everyone else on the squad as well...
Traitors.
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