Bigfoot: Alive and Living in Greater Minnesota?

KSAX (ABC) ^ | 5/22/2010 | Megan Brown

[Liberty Valance]

*bump*

[Fichori]

Full skeletons usually last around a month or so. (depending on conditions and appetites)

A year out, you’ll probably have a semi-concentration of slightly scattered single bones.

Additionally, rodents will gnaw bones and antlers for calcium.

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Now, something that scavengers won’t touch, will last considerably longer.

YMMV.

[shibumi]

Somehow I knew you’d know that.

[shibumi]

The title said “Greater Minnesota.”

That thing you posted lives in the not-so-great part of the state.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Greetings shibumi:

I don’t recall ever seeing a full skeleton, or even a recognizable section. I always assumed that scavengers made off with the bits.

A deer was caught in a fence at our place one night. By morning, the coyotes consumed all traces, excepting the leg caught in the fence.

Cheers,
OLA

[shibumi]

We do have a significant coyote population around here.

Thanks.

[Fichori]

My knowledge is limited to what you can learn by poking dead things with a stick :)

(basic first year caveman.edu stuff)

[Salamander]

Scavengers eat the fleshy bits and porcupines and squirrels make off with the bones.

A carcass could easily just “totally vanish” out in the woods forever.

[Salamander]

Those are two of the most repulsive [non-elected] things I’ve ever seen.

[Salamander]

The Evil One is surely watching him.

[TheThinker]

Maybe when we find Bigfoot, we’ll find Obama’s birth certificate. I think he’s stolen it.

[Liberty Valance]

"I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that."

[Semper Mark]

Bigfoot sighting in Minneapolis

[Slings and Arrows]

Yep, that’s a confirmed sighting, you betcha.

[Slings and Arrows]

If he meant it, I might respect him.

[Liberty Valance]

Agreed.

[skookum55]

You scoff, but here in WA bigfoot gets a bit more respect. Plenty of reports come from Ft. Lewis and from Ranger units training near Mt. Rainier. The US Army Corps of Engineers included bigfoot in their WA environmental atlas. And, the USAF at Fairchild AFB provides survival school participants a map with pictures of various native animals — among them, bigfoot.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

And the Minnesotans elected him to the U.S. Senate!

[Kozak]

The title said “Greater Minnesota.”

Brainerd?