[Nervous Tick]

>> When it hits the fan, you can’t eat gold.

They tell me you can buy suits with it, though.

One suit, one ounce of gold. It’s been that way since, like the *ice age* or something.

I’m looking to put my money into dirt. You can grow vegetables in dirt, or you can grow grass in dirt and feed it to grass-eating animals, and grass eating animals are the primary raw ingredient in steak, and I like to eat steak. So I’m buying dirt.

[Anvilhead]

I like the way you think.

[bgill]

I’m looking to put my money into dirt.

Ooooh, did I ever rile folks up here who think they're going to buy food with gold. Hate to tell them, if there is no food then no amount of gold will make a loaf of bread appear. You have the right idea with dirt. Dirt will provide that loaf of bread. Just make sure that dirt is protected with some brass.

[Hostage]

You don’t need dirt to grow veggies:

http://www.hydroponicvegetablegardening.com/