Bombs Away!: 'Jonah Hex' Edition (A Megan Fox stink 'em up movie)

YAHOO! BUZZ LOG ^ | 21 June 2010 | Mike Krumboltz

[Enterprise]

"Nobody expected "Jonah Hex" to beat "Toy Story 3" at the box office. But even the most cynical Hollywood pundit couldn't foresee the flick's embarrassing eighth-place finish."

[Enterprise]

Maybe this is one reason the film did la bamba:

" TotalFilm recently interviewed the actress and asked her how she would stop the villainous Megatron from demolishing the planet. Fox first said that she would "make a deal with him," adding: "and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

Megan Fox Wants Middle America to Die

If Megan really wants Megatron to punish Middle America, she should tell him to force people to watch her movies and have conversations with her.

[PGR88]

Even the trailer for the movie was bad.

[MississippiMan]

I saw it a couple nights ago. Strange movie.

MM (in TX)

[Snickering Hound]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jonah_hex/

14% at RottenTomatoes with some memorable bad reviews.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Fox first said that she would "make a deal with him," adding: "and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"

Megan Fox is there to look hot. No one cares what she thinks...or if she thinks.

[GSP.FAN]

Got it in my netflix que,i do not pay attention to what Hollywood retardos say if i did i would never watch a movie...

[OldDeckHand]

$5 million at the box office. The concession sales from Toy Story III were probably bigger, literally.

[steve8714]

Stuff something in her mouth to get her to be still.

[wku man]

Yeah, the twin horse-mounted Gatling guns had me calling BS. Two Gatlings with ammo, plus the weight of the rider, saddle and other gear would kill any real horse. A Hollyweird CG horse, though...

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[mamelukesabre]

that can’t be megan fox. who is that?

[mamelukesabre]

There’s a rumor going round that megan fox and Russell Brand are the same person.

get him to the greek and jonah hex were filmed at the same time with the same actor/acress in drag and as a real woman.

I’m not saying I know...just repeating a vicious rumor.

[60Gunner]

Ping for later schadenfreude.

[BADROTOFINGER]

It was a strange comic book. I’m a big comic geek so, should I rent it or go see it?

[Tax-chick]

That’s Megan Fox before the surgery. See the Gothic-print tat?

Her face looks like Nazi Pelosi’s, now.

[GSP.FAN]

Sure is .;>)

[MississippiMan]

It was a strange comic book. I’m a big comic geek so, should I rent it or go see it?

It's a renter.

MM (in TX)

[mamelukesabre]

what surgery?

[Tax-chick]

Whatever she did to make her face look like that.

[Jonah Hex]

"Any resemblance between this cinematic travesty and Jonah Hex is fictional and purely coincidental. As is the bounty on the producers of this dreck."

'nuff said.

[AFreeBird]

Check the tats. It’s her.