Guilty.
Posted on 06/22/2010 10:49:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise
Times Square isn't big enough for the two of them.
The Naked Cowboy claims a bawdy, bikini-clad female busker who calls herself "The Naked Cowgirl" is ripping off his shtick, and he's threatening to lasso her into court for as much as $150,000.
The cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, sent a cease-and-desist letter to his foil, Sandy Kane, a fixture of the city comedy scene and former stripper famous for closing her act by lighting her breasts on fire.
"Your use of Naked Cowgirl is essentially identical to the Naked Cowboy and is clearly in violation" of Burck's trademark, read the letter.
Burck is demanding that Kane -- who began appearing in Times Square in a red, white and blue cowboy hat and matching bikini several years ago -- either stop making money off of his trademark or sign a "Naked Cowboy Franchise Agreement."
...Most licensed franchisees are required to fork over $5,000 for a year or $500 a month and go through a screening process to ape the Naked Cowboy's act.
...Kane, a 50-something New Jersey native whose real name is Sandra Brodsky, said she doesn't see why she has to pay Burck a cent.
...She said she had once had a good relationship with the Naked Cowboy and had, in fact, asked him to sing a duet with her.
Burck was willing to do it, both sides agree, but he wanted her to sign a franchise agreement. She balked and recorded the song with a male counterpart she called "The Cowboy."
That prompted Burck to fire off the cease-and-desist letter. But Kane said that it was no big deal and that she hasn't sold a single copy of the song...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Guilty.
GUILTY!
I’m straight, and I’d rather see the Naked Cowboy naked than that particular Naked Cowgirl. That is one scary woman.
Deserves to be sued! GUILTY!
Looks like she lit her face on fire. Just think...she actually “prepared herself” for that photo.
Maybe I better light my eyes on fire now.
Gross!
Guilty. And wearing that bikini probably elevates the crime to treason.
Man, that is one seriously bad 80’s acid trip.
No, really, millions of women in metro New York and they couldn’t find a hot babe to be the Naked Cowgirl?
You must have faster access to FR than I do today. I tried to post my reply immediately after posting the article.
I didn’t even want to wait to “preview”, thus the extra post for the “GUILTY!” tag.
and somebody put it out with a shovel.
Oh my, she definitely needs to “cease and desist”, guilt as charged your honor ...
That reminds me of the comment Huckabee made, that faced with the choice of marrying Nancy Pelosi or Helen Thomas, he might be forced to reconsider his stand on the gay marriage question.
You’re sure that’s a she?
This is one case where underwires failed to lift.
This tread needs a warning...
“Former Stripper”
Apparently her(?) breast implants melted when she caught them on fire in an act.
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