Posted on 06/22/2010 2:50:23 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Katy Perry, take note. This is how you feud with Lady Gaga.
By now we're all familiar with the backstory: half-naked exhibitionist goes to Mets game, flips off photographers and takes up residence in Jerry Seinfeld's VIP box, all unbeknownst to the comic.
Well, consider him, uh, beknownst. And from the sounds of it, less than impressed.
Of course, it all started off nice enough.
"I wish her the best," he said in an interview with New York's WFAN radio of the Gaga brouhaha. "You know, you take one 'a' off of that, you've got gag."
And a comedian on a roll.
"I don't know what these people think or how they promote their careers," he said. "I'm older, I'm 56…I'm not one of these 'all publicity is good' people. People talk about you need exposure—you could die of exposure. I don't understand how this is good for her."
Just like most people won't understand how this is good for him—though make no mistake, it is.
Still, so far, so harmless, right? Not for long. Joking or not, Seinfeld soon went for the jugular (it must've taken him awhile to find it under all those rhinestones and glitter).
"You know I changed my mind, you're right, this woman's a jerk. I hate her. I can't believe they put her in my box that I paid for. You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?
"It's pathetic."
When asked if he was aware of her skybox takeover, he responded, "No, how would I know anything? I wasn't even there.
"I came for the night game and heard all about it. That was a double-header that day, remember? Oh, she's a jerk. Giving the finger, what is she giving the finger? Speaking of interesting and new…how old is the finger?"
I’m suddenly struck by the fact that she reminds me of Rachel Maddow.
She kinda looks like Seinfeld in drag.
Notice that nobody saw them together...
Hmmmm...........
Rosie O’Donnel personality.
I think She/He/It is disgusting!
I remember the days when stars had some class (and talent).
Who the hell is Lady Gaga?
I’ve heard his drag name is Mulva.
That’s a man, baby! Rumor has it she’s a hermaphrodite.
The latest media/Hollywood pop sensation. I gotta admit though some of her songs are good. I like Poker Face, for example.
She makes Madonna look tame, by comparison.
Good stands the test of time.
Depends on what you mean by catchy.
Some of the things you could catch from modern pop stars stand the test of time... and penicillin.
Not to mention the Man Hands.
He’s got talent.
Why? Is she a gold digger?
-Jerry Seinfeld Really Hates That Jerky Lady Gaga
Why? Is she a gold digger?-
..and she eats her peas one at a time.
Evil.
and she “probably doesn’t want to get chocolate on (her) fingers. That’s the way these society types eat their candy bars.”
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