Posted on 06/30/2010 3:50:49 PM PDT by JoeProBono
Please do. Reading some of those “It was a dark and stormy night” intros, I had to hold my tummy I was laughing so hard.
Jerry lathered the butcher knife with copious amounts raspberry jam and freshly churned butter and began applying the breakfast concoction to her supple bossom and midsection - Molly was toast.
Molly Ringle, I got two words for ya, bite mei.
41½ posted on 06/30/2010 8:34:05 PM EDT by Jerry Bull (I'm going to do something to you, something bad.)
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If you want off my ping list get over it!
Reality TV and The View and is going to put this contest right out of business.
Here’s a link to the after thread! A wellesley wench
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1043918/posts
If it doesn’t include “hot, throbbing member” in the first sentence, followed by “glistening honeypot” in the second, I ain’t bothering......
Turns out it is the same contest.......only it has been expanded and no longer HAS to start with “It was a dark and stormy night...” the way it used to.
This link on this thread.......same contest. Laughed so hard I hurt......:)
ACTION PACKED!
Richard Gere gives it two thumbs up!
This one just for you.....:)
Winner: Purple Prose
The dark, drafty old house was lopsided and decrepit, leaning in on itself, the way an aging possum carrying a very heavy, overcooked drumstick in his mouth might list to one side if he were also favoring a torn Achilles tendon, assuming possums have them.
Scott Davis Jones
Valley Village, CA
Thanks. That was good.
The possum angle was nice, too.
I wonder whether someone will compile all these hilarious intros into a book?
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I just read the testimony of the massuese raped by Al Gore. It would be a close second.
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