To: Free ThinkerNY
“Hey, if the federal government would only do their job...”
To: Free ThinkerNY
3 posted on
07/04/2010 3:27:21 PM PDT by
MontanaBeth
(Born Conservative)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans There is truly nothing new under the sun....
4 posted on
07/04/2010 3:28:52 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Dane Wayne?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, of course, they will be here any minute now!
7 posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:13 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I don’t know this poor fellow, but there’s ample evidence that space aliens have already taken over Washington, DC. Wouldn’t surprize me a bit.
8 posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:41 PM PDT by
meadsjn
(Sarah 2012, or sooner)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."
Who is the genius detective on this case?
9 posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:45 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ha and we all laughed when Obama was running for President !
I think this guy has the inside on the alien invasion !!
< /sarcasm>
10 posted on
07/04/2010 3:31:58 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Free ThinkerNY; Mr. Silverback; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Allegra; maggief
"ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK! ACK, ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!"
To: Free ThinkerNY
A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.When is them aliens coming? WE NEEDS TO NO!!!
/satire
13 posted on
07/04/2010 3:37:11 PM PDT by
KarinG1
(They should put the terror watch list online so we'd know who to drag out and feed to the gators.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Wrong weapon......
16 posted on
07/04/2010 3:44:43 PM PDT by
Dallas59
(President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
To: Free ThinkerNY
very 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.17 posted on
07/04/2010 3:45:02 PM PDT by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
18 posted on
07/04/2010 3:47:04 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: Free ThinkerNY
And this occurred where?????
To: Free ThinkerNY
If he has to fill out paperwork to buy a rifle the aliens have already won.
22 posted on
07/04/2010 4:12:45 PM PDT by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: Free ThinkerNY
There is nothing wrong with that, Ive been looking for a good deal on an elephant gun just in case there is an out break, are is that break out.
To: Free ThinkerNY
This isn't a job for amateurs.
24 posted on
07/04/2010 4:33:14 PM PDT by
stormer
To: Free ThinkerNY
classified ad and filling out paperwork???
25 posted on
07/04/2010 5:33:02 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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