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Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
Reuters ^ | 7-3-10 | Gene Cherry

Posted on 07/07/2010 8:36:47 AM PDT by downwdims

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41 posted on 07/07/2010 9:14:00 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Be wary of all politicians..... especially ones that you admire.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Perfect caption...

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

42 posted on 07/07/2010 9:14:17 AM PDT by maggief (sdbc)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Nothing can top the NY Daily News’s “Ike Beats Tina To Death”.


43 posted on 07/07/2010 9:22:37 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Years ago there was a semi-satrical novel about the sensationalist tabloid biz. The protagonist was an editor who pursued ever more bizarre stories with ever more salacious headlines. Through his obesssion, he descended into madness.

The title of the novel was “Dwarf Rapes Nun, Escapes in Flying Saucer.”


44 posted on 07/07/2010 9:26:37 AM PDT by Erasmus (Looks like we're between a lithic outcropping and a region of low compressibility.)
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To: B4Ranch

You don’t really think this was posted for the track and field part, do you? Really? ;)

regards,


45 posted on 07/07/2010 9:35:28 AM PDT by Thunder 6
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To: GSWarrior

LOL!


46 posted on 07/07/2010 9:43:07 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The rallying cry of American patriots.....REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!)
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To: downwdims

oh the irony of the article title.....


47 posted on 07/07/2010 9:45:16 AM PDT by cranked
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To: downwdims
The whole editorial staff must have spit coffee out their noses when they came up with that headline!
48 posted on 07/07/2010 9:48:55 AM PDT by chaos_5
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; Xenalyte; dix
Thanks for the (hilarous) ping.

Pinging some others...

49 posted on 07/07/2010 9:56:22 AM PDT by Allegra (My seventh chakra is oppressed.)
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Of course, I mean hilarious. I've had Brain-to-Fingers issues for a while now...
50 posted on 07/07/2010 9:58:21 AM PDT by Allegra (My seventh chakra is oppressed.)
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To: Allegra
Thanks for the (hilarous) ping.... Of course, I mean hilarious. I've had Brain-to-Fingers issues for a while now...

Hilar: of, relating to, or located near a hilum.

"Hilarous", then, would be the condition of being located near a hilum.

And a hilum is, of course, a scar on a seed (as a bean) marking the point of attachment of the ovule.

I'm sure a bean joke can be wedged into this thread somewhere..... Just as a face-saving measure.

51 posted on 07/07/2010 10:11:40 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: downwdims; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
I confess: I didn't even read the article.


52 posted on 07/07/2010 10:36:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: downwdims

What are we made of?

Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix!

Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then... and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

53 posted on 07/07/2010 10:40:52 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Slings and Arrows

"ORLY? You DON'T say!"

54 posted on 07/07/2010 10:41:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why bother? It can’t be any better than the headline!


55 posted on 07/07/2010 10:42:52 AM PDT by greatplains
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To: absolootezer0; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
"title of the day ping!"

SOMETIMES THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES...PING!!!

56 posted on 07/07/2010 10:47:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: greatplains
Anticlimactic indeed.
57 posted on 07/07/2010 10:49:55 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Dix slipped right in at the finish ?


58 posted on 07/07/2010 10:50:12 AM PDT by llevrok (These days, I am a stranger in the country I was born and raised.)
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To: Thunder 6

Of course not but I refuse to let the frustrated queers say that everyone at FR is anti-pervert.


59 posted on 07/07/2010 10:57:57 AM PDT by B4Ranch (Remember, guys, the enemy is to the left.)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
Gay said he's fond of Dix, though.

Dix also mentioned that he was quite fond of Gay as well.

60 posted on 07/07/2010 11:03:28 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Q: What does a community organizer do? A: Organize, not lead. -FReeper Mike Darancette)
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