'Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey'

OrangeNews.co.uk ^ | 5 July 2010 | staff reporter

[brwnsuga]

LOL!!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Constitution Day]

Lookin’ sharp, Slim.

I think you need a bit of a trim, but who am I to argue, when you’re packing heat like that?

[skeeter]

My wife explained this to me years ago - ‘slaughter the chicken to scare the monkey’ was an old proverb used to describe government crackdowns - Tienanmen Square comes to mind.

[JSteff]

LOL!

Thanks

[Little Bill]

When I was in Viet Nam, back in the Earlie's, 1965-1966, the Company Commander, during a walk through, remarked on how many of us, came back from an ambush all nighter, had crank in hand as we slept. It seem that some things do not change.

[ctdonath2]

Hey, didja know there is a monkey in that picture?

[thethirddegree]

That’s the most flattering picture I’ve seen of Obama, Soros’s monkey.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Is that a bannana in your fur, or are you just glad to see me?”

[The Comedian]

Don't make love to your wife in front of one either.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[TheOldLady]

Being a refined and decent old lady, I ain’t touchin’ this with a hazmat suit.

[DallasDeb]

Pretty strong monkey to kill chickens with one bare hand.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you for your service.

[Daffynition]

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[diamond6]

Time to get rid of the monkey.

[Constitution Day]

;^)

[shotdog]

And advice from a good friend: never fry bacon while nude. the nitrites have a deleterious effect. sd

[Daffynition]

Never, never invoke the Apes of Wrath.