[Daffynition]

Good advice ...I guess.

[JRandomFreeper]

Certainly settles that burning question.

WTF?

/johnny

[RexBeach]

Now I know why the monkey crossed the street...to throttle chickens!!!

[SJSAMPLE]

Thank you.
My old platoon sergeant used to say,
“You start slaughtering a few chickens, and the monkeys get the idea!”

Now I know from whence it came.

[Doogle]

..."and if your wife stops requiring your companionship you'll know killing the chickens was getting rid of the witnesses"

[GOPJ]

"His record is nine chickens in one day. The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey."

I'm not sure when I'll ever use this piece of wisdom - but ya never know...

[evets]

"Monkeys is the craziest people!"

[BipolarBob]

I hope him and his wife don’t have . . relations in front of the monkey because I don’t want to think about that.

[nhoward14]

I’ll tuck this advice in the back of my mind along with...

People who wear fig leaves should not stand near hungry goats.

[Constitution Day]

What a bad monkey!

I think he needs to spank his monkey for choking his chickens.

[a fool in paradise]

Ancient Chinese Proverb PING!

[a fool in paradise]

A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens.

Well it was a one-armed, one-legged, red-butted chicken plucker,
a one-armed, one-legged, red-butted chicken plucker,
a one-armed, one-legged, red-butted chicken plucker...

[a fool in paradise]

It has become to devoted to the family and performs many chores around the home - but it also copies everything Li does. When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.

Aww, he thinks he's people.

[a fool in paradise]

He found the monkey's right arm and left leg were rotten and took it home where he cut off the decayed limbs

I guess the monkey knew not to copy THAT.

[Ditter]

I have a friend who volunteers at the zoo. We call her monkey woman, I am going to check out this story with her.

[humblegunner]

The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey

Did you ever want to write a story and that first sentence just stumped you?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

"His record is nine chickens in one day. The lesson I have learned is to never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey."

Nor choke one, for that matter.

[FourPeas]

Great wisdom.

[listenhillary]

Don’t let the monkey watch you having sex with your wife either.

[tnlibertarian]

Well, there go my evening plans.

[BlueLancer]

Would you like to touch my monkey?