Good advice ...I guess.
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To: Daffynition
That’s the most flattering picture I’ve seen of Obama, Soros’s monkey.
To: Lurker; Daffynition
Don't make love to your wife in front of one either.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.50 posted on
07/07/2010 12:37:10 PM PDT by
The Comedian
(Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
To: Daffynition
Pretty strong monkey to kill chickens with one bare hand.
52 posted on
07/07/2010 12:43:28 PM PDT by
DallasDeb
(USAFA '06 Mom)
To: Daffynition
Time to get rid of the monkey.
57 posted on
07/07/2010 12:52:59 PM PDT by
diamond6
(Pray the Rosary to defeat communism and Obamacare!!)
To: Daffynition
To: Daffynition
[early warning, recycled punchline coming]
A Chinese man who saved a one-armed, one-legged monkey says the primate has paid him back - by killing all of his chickens... When it saw him crack some eggs to make a meal it went into the hen coop and smashed all of the eggs it could find.
"Why does that monkey have only one leg and one arm?"
"I wouldn't eat a monkey like that all at once!"
70 posted on
07/07/2010 3:14:35 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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