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Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans
Gateway Pundit ^ | Friday, July 9, 2010, 3:48 PM | Jim Hoft

Posted on 07/10/2010 2:42:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

I beg to Differ The Taliban has finally Made their Biggest Blunder,eqivalent to the Germans Changing Strategy in the Battle of Britain to Bombing Civilians instead of Finishing off the the Spitfire Air fields,They will now have PETA after them what a Blunder!


41 posted on 07/10/2010 7:46:44 AM PDT by ballplayer
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To: Slings and Arrows
The start of the takeover by the apes?
42 posted on 07/10/2010 8:30:40 AM PDT by disclaimer
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To: Slings and Arrows

HOW SOON THEY FORGET !!!


Two militants hiding out in a cave have been killed by a bear.

The men were armed with AK-46 rifles but were taken by surprise as the enraged bear returned to its den.

Police even found the remains of food they had prepared before the animal pounced.

Two other men escaped after the attack near Srinagar in Indian-administered Kashmir. But one was badly hurt.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989. Cop Farooq Ahmed said: “The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear’s den.”

Last night the victims were named as Mohammad Amin, alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed, known as Saifullah.


“Now if they had been armed with AK-47s ..................”


43 posted on 07/10/2010 9:37:01 AM PDT by DontTreadOnMe2009 (So stop treading on me already!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Right when there are far too many already...


44 posted on 07/10/2010 9:41:50 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income... Fire the government)
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To: Slings and Arrows
It's the end of the world as we know it!

Allahu monkeybars!

45 posted on 07/10/2010 9:44:55 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: martin_fierro

I figured.


46 posted on 07/10/2010 10:24:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Dr. Ursus

Yummy!


47 posted on 07/10/2010 10:25:01 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: wiggen
They make good wives too for lonely taliban fighters.

Albeit less hairy than the local women.

48 posted on 07/10/2010 10:25:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Maybe we could train them to drive garbage trucks.


49 posted on 07/10/2010 10:27:16 AM PDT by Hacksaw ("Don't march on Moscow"..)
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To: Madame Dufarge

I think they traded him to Cobra Commander.


50 posted on 07/10/2010 10:27:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ballplayer
I beg to Differ The Taliban has finally Made their Biggest Blunder,eqivalent to the Germans Changing Strategy in the Battle of Britain to Bombing Civilians instead of Finishing off the the Spitfire Air fields,They will now have PETA after them what a Blunder!

I don't care who wins as long as there's lots of casualties.

51 posted on 07/10/2010 10:29:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DontTreadOnMe2009
“Now if they had been armed with AK-47s ..................”

That would be one better.

52 posted on 07/10/2010 10:30:24 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans as apposed to Regular Monkeys?
53 posted on 07/10/2010 10:32:58 AM PDT by ColdOne
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To: Hacksaw
Maybe we could train them to drive garbage trucks.

Oooh, the Gambinos wouldn't like that.

54 posted on 07/10/2010 10:33:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ColdOne
Taliban Training Killer Monkeys to Shoot Americans as apposed to Regular Monkeys?

Regular monkeys would just fling poo. It's not much of a force multiplier.

55 posted on 07/10/2010 10:35:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
we want simian artillery!
56 posted on 07/10/2010 11:19:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)
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To: Darksheare

That’s the monkey!


57 posted on 07/10/2010 11:48:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Get it angry enough and it won’t shoot, it’ll just foam and rampage.


58 posted on 07/10/2010 11:56:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
ACORN? NBPP? DNC?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

59 posted on 07/10/2010 1:50:52 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

Good monkeys all.


60 posted on 07/10/2010 3:22:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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