Clintons in tears over Chelsea? You can bet on it

Reuters ^ | 07/19/2010

[Responsibility2nd]

(Reuters) - Chelsea Clinton's hush-hush wedding may as well be classified but one thing is no secret: There will be tears.

The only child of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will marry longtime boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky this month in a ceremony that has withstood leaks better than many secrets in Washington.

"You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's a major accomplishment," Hillary Clinton said of her husband in comments to NBC broadcast Monday from Pakistan.

[a fool in paradise]

You should assume that if he makes it down the aisle in one piece it's a major accomplishment

He couldn't even make it across the parking lot at the Ron Brown Funeral without breaking out in tears.

And he was laughing at a joke at the time!

[mt tom]

hope he doesn’t run out of bags on their wedding night . she is at least a two bagger

[hoe_cake]

I’m not a Hillary or Bill fan, but I think this is a very cute article. Congrats to Chelsea and her family.

[central_va]

I guess Juanita Broderick will not be going....

[mindburglar]

Yeah, because she really deserved it. Get a grip.

[Responsibility2nd]

No pass from me on Chelsea.

My comment (#1) questioning her sexual orientation goes back to the 08 campain. Her mother sent her to every gay bar in the country to campain for her. It was a joke.

Do a keyword search on

assoflife

One of my favorite threads.

[MozarkDawg]

Another show like Ron Brown’s funeral?

Really, was this supposed to come across as unexpected or something? That Billy Jeff can produce the waterworks necessary when the public eye is on him?

[central_va]

I’m not a Hillary or Bill fan, but I think this is a very cute article. Congrats to Chelsea and her family.

[hoe_cake]

In a foul mood are you?

[US Navy Vet]

What about Webb Hubbell?

[mindburglar]

post of the millenium!

[RVN Airplane Driver]

I'll give ol' Bill a pass on this one. I get misty-eyed just thinking about my daughter getting married, and it's still years in the future....

But you wouldn't get misty-eyed if Web Hubbel was her sperm donor like the girl clinton thinks is his daughter. Take a look at the girl...if she isn't the spitting image of ole Web...you're blind!

[RichInOC]

Surely it should be the other way around.

[MozarkDawg]

she seems to have a decent head on her shoulders

She's a hypocrite, working for a hedgefunds company while they denounce others who do, not to mention that whole ridiculousness, making public appearances on behalf of her mother's campaign designed to be covered by the press but where she refused to speak to the press. Phony is as phony does and I don't care it's "her day" coming up -- she puts herself in the public eye, she'd has to take the heat.

[353FMG]

Bubba should put some ice on it.

[central_va]

In a foul mood are you?

I'm fine but it appears somebody ate the brown acid.....

[norton]

Plastic surgery, which Chelsea has had...

Are you telling me that she actually wanted to look like Prince Charles in drag?

[hoe_cake]

WAsn’t I, my dear. Seems you and a few others are just miserable folks.

[Jewbacca]

“I’m just surprised she is not lesbian.”

I’m surprised she’s human.

I always thought Chelsea was some sort of shaved bulldog.

[central_va]

WAsn’t I, my dear. Seems you and a few others are just miserable folks.

Do you think Monica will be there? How cute, Chelsea gets walked down the isle by a suspected rapist. So cute....

Cigar anyone?