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Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens'
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| 7/19/2010
| Metro UK
Posted on 07/19/2010 6:08:49 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
Can anyone verify the whereabouts of Gordon Freeman and his Zero-Point Energy Manipulator?
To: Dallas59
“After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: ‘I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.’”
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LOL. It’s almost hard to argue with that logic.
To: piytar
384,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 against! "...and falling."
Rather appropriate for this story, don't you think?
Cheers!
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posted on
07/19/2010 9:43:47 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Dallas59
Well, he’s certainly challenging the laws of probability, that’s certain.
To: Stormdog
You mean a chronic carbuncle?
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posted on
07/19/2010 11:11:28 PM PDT
by
gleeaikin
(question authority)
To: Dallas59
50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
***When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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posted on
07/19/2010 11:13:00 PM PDT
by
Kevmo
(So America gets what America deserves - the destruction of its Constitution. ~Leo Donofrio, 6/1/09)
To: grey_whiskers
Dunno. If he gets another hit, he might find the man who runs the galaxy...
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posted on
07/19/2010 11:16:53 PM PDT
by
piytar
(Re: AlGore's latest - Karl Rove, you magnificent #######!)
To: gleeaikin
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posted on
07/19/2010 11:38:49 PM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: Dallas59; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
A Bosnian man who claims he is being targeted by extraterrestrials after a series of meteorite strikes on his house has now been hit by a sixth space rock in the space of a few years. "Hey you space kids, get off of my lawn!"
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posted on
07/20/2010 11:14:59 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: Deaf Smith
It's just Louie Farrakhan, hatin'.
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posted on
07/20/2010 11:17:06 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: muawiyah
And meteorite that just fell would have a fusion crust including a carbonaceous chondrite. That is not a meteorite he is holding in that picture.
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posted on
07/20/2010 11:32:35 AM PDT
by
free_life
(If you ask Jesus to forgive you and to save you, He will.)
To: rdl6989
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posted on
07/20/2010 8:29:52 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: a fool in paradise
It's just Louie Farrakhan, hatin'. Now I have to wipe some lemonade off the monitor.
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posted on
07/20/2010 10:33:48 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
(January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
To: Dallas59
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