Posted on 8/5/2010, 3:52:59 PM by Mojave
SAN FRANCISCO - After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker toppled California’s Proposition 8 yesterday. Gays and lesbians celebrated all across the state. Opponents planned to seek a reversal at the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
The Californians who had no opinion on the Judge’s decision – remained steadfast in being clueless. One apathetic surfer said, “dude, I don’t care about marriage. I’m just glad the dude legalized pot.” The surfer was incorrect, the Judge did not make any ruling about marijuana. Yet…
But Judge Walker didn’t stop at just overturning Prop 8, he had more to say on the issue. “I am a strong believer in marriage. It’s good for everyone and good for the country. Therefore, I am hereby ordering ALL single gay men and lesbians to be married by this time next year.”
Many gays and lesbians were outraged by Judge Walker’s bizarre proclamation. “Why do I have to get married?” said thirty-year-old Val Trinkley. “I’m in my prime. I don’t want to settle down yet!” Val’s current partner, Randall Marcus, turned to Val and said, “Well, that’s news to me, honey. I thought you said I was the one?”
Val and Randall were last seen screaming at each other at a bus stop on Castro Street. Randall was crying – but according to Val, “he’s always crying!”
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark,
And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.”
And as it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.”
In related news, several busloads of divorce lawyers were seen heading into California. As one lawyer said, “First comes marriage, then comes divorce, then comes… a big paycheck for me!”
Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.”
I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left
But who will Bat Boy marry?
Another boy with a bat.
THANK YOU, FOR BOTH OF YOUR POST......
Response: I tend to think this is a true report.
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GOD’s Blessings to you....
May we endure to the end with the Strength of the Holy Spirit...
LOL
Since marriage is now a right... where do I go to get a wife issued to me?
And when do the "Cash for Clunkers" style trade in opportunities start?
All religious ceremonies of marriage will be banned.
The term "marriage" will no longer have legal weight.
From now on, any two persons wishing to join into a civil arrangement will do so during a 10-minute transaction at the local DMV, witnessed by the next two people in line.
Gone will be the wedding planning industry, the wedding reception industry, the cards, gowns, cakes, caterers, and honeymoon industries, etc.
-PJ
Or the SEIU Union Hall.
This is a joke, right?
Weekly World News
And there will be a lot more gone. Perversion will just go on and on and on. Now women who wanted to marry more than one man will cry discrimination if she’s not allowed, same with men who want to marry more than one woman. What about men who want to marry men and women at the same time? People marrying their animals, and some men and/or women may want to marry little children.
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