"I did NOT assault that pancake, Suzie..."
Posted on 08/06/2010 2:04:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
Well, it turns out being a pancake could be hazardous to your health here in Bellingham… or at least, dressing up as a pancake, and standing outside a local IHOP Restaurant.
Bellingham police spokesperson Mark Young said a man Tuesday afternoon assaulted a 19-year-old woman dressed as ‘Suzie the Pancake’ outside the IHOP just off Samish Way on Byron Street.
“She was out there waving to customers as they would drive by,” said Young.
“The 19-year-old victim was approached by a 22-year-old suspect who initially just started yelling, and at one point went ahead and started slapping at the pancake.”
Young said a passer-by stopped 22-year-old James Manas as he tried a second time to hit the costumed woman, after which he walked to a nearby bus stop.
He said officers eventually caught up with Manas on East Maple Street, and cited him for disorderly conduct.
According to Young, the woman was uninjured but shaken up, and was sent home for the rest of the day.
Young said Manas claimed he was only joking when yelled at the pancake, and didn’t admit to hitting the woman.
"I did NOT assault that pancake, Suzie..."
And here I thought Mr. Pickles was a target.
Lol! Did he say he was just buttering the pancake?
I wonder what he would have done if it was a rabbit with a pancake on its head?
This reminds me of the time the baseball player beat up the sausage in Milwaukee.
We needs pics of the “battered and splattered” pancake.
rachel corrie in 3, 2, .....
You might say he “battered” her.
Poor pancake girl, standing around in a stupid costume to earn a living. It ain’t all it’s stacked up to be.
Maybe he had an allergy to gluten?
haha. thank you.
Male voice: Suzy?
Female voice: Yes?
Male voice: Suzy Creamcheese?
Female voice: Yes?
Male voice: This is the voice of your conscience baby ... uh, I just want to check one thing out with you ... you don’t mind, do ya?
Female voice: What?
Male voice: Suzy Creamcheese, honey, what’s got into ya?
< /Zappa >
He battered a girl who most likely was stacked.
That is just all kinds of wrong with syrup on top
Arrested folks think they can sweet talk the cops with syruppy stories —I’d wager he’s buttering them up riiiight now...
No pics needed ....now if she worked at hooters !
Naw, flat as a pancake.
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