Well, Presbyterians are *very clean*.
Seaman Anoreth is coming home in a couple of weeks and going to the beach with us. She says she won’t be doing any boating activities ;-), but she can lounge in the shade and watch the byos dig in the sand.
In the evenings, she can walk up to the stoplight, where there’s some business, and hang out with people who will say, “Have another Dr. Pepper, honey, since you been to SEA!”
You know, like "the quick and the dead."
I would love to treat Seaman Anoreth to a beer and pretels. Are you going to set up a fund?