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1 posted on 08/17/2010 11:54:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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IS THAT A HOT DOG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME...PING!!!


2 posted on 08/17/2010 11:55:46 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Allow me to be the first: “is that a hot dog in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”


4 posted on 08/17/2010 11:56:45 AM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What a brat!


5 posted on 08/17/2010 11:56:53 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.


7 posted on 08/17/2010 11:57:39 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Allan....

Thought it might be Frank....


9 posted on 08/17/2010 11:58:32 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Molon Labe.)
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The brand was Publix?!! No, I will not.....


14 posted on 08/17/2010 12:01:40 PM PDT by momtothree
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I have heard of “hide the salami” but never this.


16 posted on 08/17/2010 12:02:20 PM PDT by paterfamilias
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23 posted on 08/17/2010 12:07:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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“an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants”

In the front or back? Still in the package or one at a time?


24 posted on 08/17/2010 12:08:19 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

An attempt at “concealed carry”...


26 posted on 08/17/2010 12:10:40 PM PDT by BWDog
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28 posted on 08/17/2010 12:12:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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Shoulda used a coupon, got ‘em for free.


30 posted on 08/17/2010 12:13:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dogged determination.)
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Foot longs?


31 posted on 08/17/2010 12:13:16 PM PDT by albie
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Michael “Savage” fan?


32 posted on 08/17/2010 12:14:52 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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Ladies and gentlemen... we have a wiener !


33 posted on 08/17/2010 12:15:00 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I could see a big ‘ol pork tenderloin but not a whole package of frozen tube steaks...


34 posted on 08/17/2010 12:15:12 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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My sister used to be a manager for Food Lion and people stuffing meat in their pants was a common occurance.


36 posted on 08/17/2010 12:18:05 PM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected ("Stupidity is always astonishing, no matter how many times you may deal with it." - Jean Cocteau)
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I was going to shoplift, it sure as hell wouldn’t be hot dogs. Fillet migneons or grouper for me.


41 posted on 08/17/2010 12:21:00 PM PDT by goseminoles
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as dear old Granny used to say, maybe he was “hornier than a three-peckered billygoat.”


46 posted on 08/17/2010 12:27:32 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.

If you're going to steal something why not make it a top of the line name brand?

50 posted on 08/17/2010 12:34:22 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Politicians exist to break windows so they may spend other people's money to fix them.)
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