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The Craziest Mike Tyson Quotes Of All Time
BarnoRama ^ | 8/21/10

Posted on 08/21/2010 9:42:31 PM PDT by LibWhacker


















TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: craziest; mike; quotes; tyson

1 posted on 08/21/2010 9:42:34 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

I’m speechless.


2 posted on 08/21/2010 9:46:20 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: LibWhacker

Who cares


3 posted on 08/21/2010 9:56:12 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: o-n-money
Who cares

People who bother to post replies, like you!

4 posted on 08/21/2010 10:02:41 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: LibWhacker

lawlz


5 posted on 08/21/2010 10:07:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: rdl6989

I remember years ago reading an article in USA Today where Tyson received an honorary doctorate in Humanities from some college in central Ohio for “the circumstances he overcame”.

Upon receiving the award he said to the audience, “I don’t know what kind of doctor I’ll be, but see all you beautiful sisters out there, maybe I’ll be a gynecologist.”


6 posted on 08/21/2010 10:10:30 PM PDT by guinnessman
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To: LibWhacker

He should be the next Senator from Minnesota.


7 posted on 08/21/2010 10:10:41 PM PDT by Rome2000 (OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
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To: LibWhacker

Wow. This dumb sh*t should be put to sleep.


8 posted on 08/21/2010 10:25:18 PM PDT by Pompah
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To: Pompah
My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

He sure sounds muslim.

9 posted on 08/21/2010 11:13:37 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: guinnessman

“I don’t know what kind of doctor I’ll be, but see all you beautiful sisters out there, maybe I’ll be a gynecologist.”

Somehow I think he’d be more successful selling insurance.


10 posted on 08/21/2010 11:17:00 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: Pompah

“Tyson: I like classical biographies. Hannibal was an awesome person. Clovis was pretty awesome, the Franks and stuff. The Khans: Genghis and his grandsons. Listen, this is pretty interesting, with this Clovis guy. Clovis was king at 15. He gets to be king at 15 with some of his father’s ragtag army. Still, he would conquer people and take all their lands. He was still an evil guy. His bloodline became kings of different countries.”

“SI: You famously converted to Islam. Are you still very religious?

Tyson: You know, people say, “My god is better than your god.” But how do we prove whose god is better? And this is when it gets really interesting. This is how we prove whose god is better than whose: [by saying,] “I’m going to kill you, or you’re going to kill me first.” And that’s real godly. That’s real godly. Yeah. I bet you people think, I wonder who would win a fight with the Prophet Mohammad and Jesus? These are sick people. This is crazy, you know what I mean?”

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/mma/boxing/07/28/tyson.interview/index.html


11 posted on 08/21/2010 11:20:30 PM PDT by mainsail that ("A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights" - Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: LibWhacker

‘Dis is LOODACRIS!


12 posted on 08/22/2010 12:18:51 AM PDT by lmr (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: LibWhacker

I pretty much expected those quotes. He was certainly a ferocious animal in the ring.


13 posted on 08/22/2010 2:37:48 AM PDT by KingLudd
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To: LibWhacker

It always amazed me. That his brain could generate enough energy to move his body.


14 posted on 08/22/2010 2:56:45 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
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To: LibWhacker

Dang, that needs a big ugly graphic picture warning! That’s worse than a full screen shot of Helen Thomas (I think...).
What a freak.


15 posted on 08/22/2010 3:57:31 AM PDT by GnuHere
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To: LibWhacker

Even a blind pig occasionally fins an acorn.

Mike’s most best quote: “Everybody has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth.”


16 posted on 08/22/2010 8:17:38 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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