13. Left lane drivers that think they’re enforcing the speed limit by driving the speed limit. I either give these types a heart attack when they have to slam on the brake when I re-enter the left hand lane a tad too early or they go into the ditch. Either way, they get out of the left hand lane. Pronto.
I would call that attempted murder. You're deliberately trying to force someone into a ditch because they're not driving as you think they should.
I hope you're joking.