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Deputies: Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts
wtsp.com ^
| Aug. 27, 2010
| Janie Porter
Posted on 08/28/2010 1:10:03 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Spring Hill, Florida - Hernando County Sheriff's deputies say a man tried to steal six steaks, Vaseline and pomegranate juice by stuffing them in his shorts.
Employees at Publix say they saw Mark Alan Belkola, 51, select "six individual packs of steaks" and conceal them down the front of his shorts, according to the offense report.
The Publix is located on the 4,100 block of Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill.
Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola's shorts pocket.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crime; napl; stuffedpants; stuffinpants; thingsinpants
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I ain’t eating at his house anymore.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:12:20 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(No animals were harmed in the making of this message.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Everybody knows 4 steaks down the shorts is the maximum.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:13:03 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’m trying to think of how the pomegranate juice fits into all of this.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:14:07 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: donhunt
5
posted on
08/28/2010 1:14:28 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Free ThinkerNY
Alright, let's pull these out, write it down, Sarge, we've got six steaks and a sausage. Wait, make that six steaks.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:15:04 PM PDT
by
JPG
(How much taxpayer $ did Mookie blow today?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola's shorts pocket.It sounds even creepier now.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:15:47 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: Free ThinkerNY
a man tried to steal six steaks, Vaseline and pomegranate juice by stuffing them in his shortsShoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:16:03 PM PDT
by
OCC
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Deputies say they also found Vaseline and a bottle of Pomegranate juice in Belkola’s shorts pocket.”
I guess he was going that extra mile to impress his date.
To: Slings and Arrows
Doesn’t look like Huffer Guy.
10
posted on
08/28/2010 1:17:09 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
He looks too old to say he was stealing the steaks because he was pledging a fraternity a la Animal House.
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:19:20 PM PDT
by
twhitak
To: Pearls Before Swine
Guy is probably out of work and needs a good meal. He should have swiped wine to go with the steaks, not pomegranite juice.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:20:21 PM PDT
by
flaglady47
(To bastardize Samuel Johnson, tyranny is the last refuge of scoundrels)
To: flaglady47
They were probably pretty cold. Shrinkage, on top of getting caught.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:23:19 PM PDT
by
The Antiyuppie
("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
To: Free ThinkerNY
He probably needed the Vaseline to slide that last steak in there.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:23:51 PM PDT
by
Krankor
(What a field day for the heat. A thousand people in the street)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Getting steaks for cooking back at the apartment north of campus, if we needed six we'd send out 3 guys to the Big Bear Store (huge former roller rink - zilch surveillance) and have them pack two each on their persons, one above each butt cheek in back (for the squeamish, they were wrapped in plastic and we were HUNGRY!) in the belt and under the shirt and jacket. Buy a pack of gum at the front, check out, and head on home to watch the Michigan game.
Don't they teach basic living skills anymore?
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:26:37 PM PDT
by
katana
(No pity, no mercy, no quarter for traitors)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Maybe he didn’t have any meat in his pants already.
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:26:51 PM PDT
by
tal hajus
(too disgusted to care...almost)
To: Free ThinkerNY
See what happened recently in Chicago...
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:34:44 PM PDT
by
badgerlandjim
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty.)
To: donhunt
I aint eating at his house anymore.
You don't know what you may be missing. I hear you can't beat his meat!
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:36:01 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Guys! Beef: It’s what’s for dinner! Who wants some man meat?”
“I do! I want some man meat!”
“Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.”
“Well then, my man meat he shall have!”
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posted on
08/28/2010 1:41:34 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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